{970}{990}Welcome. {994}{1033}And thank you for|choosing to view {1111}{1151}We here at Forefront Films {1155}{1197}and Sneak Preview Entertainment {1201}{1231}understand that some {1236}{1266}of you may have never seen|homosexuals {1270}{1361}engaged in any sort|of positive physical contact. {1366}{1403}So we would like|to take a moment, {1407}{1463}before we start,|to acclimate you. {1486}{1538}This is a lipstick-lesbian, {1542}{1594}so called because|of her feminine beauty, {1598}{1642}her rose-colored lip cosmetics, {1646}{1709}and her homosexual predilection. {1723}{1782}And this is another|lipstick lesbian. {1829}{1848}You see? {1852}{1901}Nothing to be frightened of. {1905}{1956}In fact, many heterosexual men {1960}{2060}consider such images beautiful|and/or sexually arousing. {2064}{2121}Now, le�s move onto men. {2126}{2164}This is a gay man, {2168}{2262}or what some in the community|might designate as a "gym queen," {2266}{2345}so called because of his time|spent at the local gymnasium {2349}{2421}perfecting his musculature. {2425}{2476}And here is another|homosexual man. {2499}{2577}You see, just like two buddies|after a ball game. {2585}{2646}Again,|nothing to be afraid of. {2688}{2745}Thus ends our introduction. {2758}{2846}We hope this has been informative|as well enlightening. {2857}{2895}Enjoy the show. {3450}{3483}Okay, so I'm going down on this guy. {3487}{3579}I like him and i�s a million years|since I've been with anyone and, {3583}{3635}maybe i�s only a month|since I've had sex, {3639}{3676}but it seems like a million years. {3680}{3741}Anyway, i�s been years since|I've been with someone I liked. {3752}{3841}Not that I know him that well,|but he reminds me of an ex. {3845}{3885}Anyway, he's got a great body {3889}{3930}and there's a real|physical attraction, {3934}{3963}so at least tha�s a start. {3967}{4045}To be honest, I feel like|I could really love this guy. {4049}{4114}Okay, so I can't remember|his name right now, {4118}{4185}butat the time I felt like|I really, really loved him. {4199}{4218}Or could love him. {4222}{4263}It was intense, tha�s the point. {4273}{4358}So I had been down on him|for like all of one second, {4362}{4413}and all of a sudden he cums... {4427}{4513}Okay, okay, so I'm thinking,|what should I do? {4518}{4548}Should I spit it out|on his stomach? {4553}{4610}In my hand?|On a nearby towel? {4614}{4634}Should I swallow? {4642}{4682}What would Miss Manners do|in this situation? {4695}{4730}And suddenly I remember {4734}{4791}what my friend Tara once told me. {4816}{4859}So I was brought up to be a good, {4863}{4941}obedient Catholic girl, who always|did what was expected. {4945}{4994}Who knew you could spit? {4999}{5049}Until my friends told me|I was nuts. {5053}{5106}They ask me if I'm a spitter|or a swallower, {5110}{5145}like there's a friggin'choice. {5149}{5199}And then they tell me that they|spit it out all the time, {5203}{5242}and guys don't even notice. {5246}{5303}So, never do anythin'|you don't want to, {5307}{5356}even if it seems rude|at the time. {5360}{5405}Because all men, basically,|are dogs. {5409}{5477}Some are poodles, some Dobermans,|but you're all dogs. {5482}{5533}So that got me to thinkin',|what do straight guys do? {5549}{5627}I asked Tara's man if straight guys|swallow when they go down on women, {5641}{5705}and if the women notice one way|or the other. {5722}{5759}But he was just vague. {5780}{5800}I don't know. {5804}{5860}Usually, they're just so stoked|that i�s happening, {5864}{5904}they don't really want to ask|any questions. {5908}{5952}So then I decided ask|my friend Megan {5956}{6006}about lesbians but she was no help. {6010}{6098}No, Vincey, we don't swallow.|We spit it out into Mason jars {6103}{6186}and then examine it at our weekly|Womyn's Encounter Sessions. {6249}{6302}Okay, so some people don't like|talking about this stuff. {6310}{6363}But I think i�s important, {6367}{6395}'cause to tell you the truth,|I don't mind swallowing. {6399}{6432}It makes me feel closer to the guy. {6436}{6476}L�sjust all this HIVstuff. {6480}{6547}And I did want to prove my love|to wha�s his name here. {6552}{6619}And then I started thinking about|this guy Ned and decided it was {6623}{6647}all his fault. {6651}{6718}One night I spent eight hours, {6722}{6770}count 'em, 8 hours! Tryin'|to make this guy cum. {6791}{6850}After the first hour,|it is no longer any fun. {6855}{6887}After the second hour,|it becomes a thing of pride. {6891}{6930}After that, i�s like being stuck {6934}{7027}at an Andrew Lloyd Webber show.|You're prayin'for it to be over. {7031}{7054}All of a sudden I just said, {7058}{7092}Fuck it.|I'mjust gonna swallow. {7100}{7150}This'll prove to Speedy here|that I love him {7154}{7204}and then we'll move in together,|get a dog, {7226}{7276}pick china patterns,|get Lakers season tickets {7280}{7329}and live happily ever after. {7339}{7395}So I swallowed. {7434}{7474}And at that moment I felt love. {7482}{7501}I really did... {7519}{7569}For about twenty seconds,|it felt really great. {7608}{7677}- And then this guy says,|- 'You really shouldn't have. {7681}{7733}L�s really not considered safe." {7753}{7845}"Nothing's a hundred percent|safe you fucking idiot!" {7852}{7916}Tha�s what I wanted to scream.|Instead, I just smiled. {7920}{8002}Thank you Dr. Jocelyn Elders|for that safe sex tidbit. {8032}{8062}And then he says to me {8067}{8152}he can't stay, but he had|a good time so he hopes I call. {8156}{8210}Then he makes a big deal about|giving me his pager number, {8218}{8275}and le�s get together again. {8355}{8407}So then I rush into my bathroom {8411}{8477}and I gargle furiously {8481}{8546}with extra-strength|disinfectant mouthwash. {8560}{8607}I even swallow. {8647}{8701}Why do I always swallow? {8770}{8796}And now I'm gonna die. {8800}{8866}Would you stop being such|a drama queen about this? {8882}{8932}"Hy? I never get to be|the drama queen. {8936}{8991}Vincey, get this|through your thick skull. {8995}{9036}Javi's the drama queen, {9040}{9084}I'm the drama queen mother, {9088}{9138}and you're just|a little princess. {9176}{9243}I'm gonna die and I never|had any of my plays produced. {9247}{9306}- You did too!|- I mean in New York. {9316}{9371}"Naked Busboys,"|last summer? {9376}{9416}Poughkeepsie doesn't count. {9421}{9467}Well, so you're not dead yet. {9471}{9538}Why don't you stop whinin'|and start writin'. {9568}{9660}Well, at least I know now|that I am definitely over men. {9664}{9727}This has finally made me see|that I'mjust the type of person {9731}{9800}who doesn't mate for life:|A lone wolf, {9804}{9856}a free bird, a Kennedy. {9894}{9943}So I'm giving up|the illusion right now. {9954}{10007}I am not going to waste|any more of my time {10011}{10074}searching in vain for someone|to share my life with. {10082}{10141}Sleeping around is dangerous. {10145}{10213}Being in a relationship|is impossible. Men are scum. {10217}{10269}And I want nothing more|to do with them. {10294}{10358}Tara, guess what.|I just met the cutest guy. {10370}{10400}So here's what happened. {10405}{10449}- We started talking...|- Right. {10453}{10496}One thing led to another... {10516}{10575}- and we're having dinner Friday.|- Wait a minute. {10579}{10659}- Friday night?|- Gym-boy's coming Friday night? {10673}{10712}"Hat, are you nuts?|"E're going to Marix. {10716}{10767}- Marix?|- Yeah. Javi suggested it. {10771}{10828}No, Vincey!|"Hat about dinner with us? {10842}{10899}- You said it was no big deal.|- No no. {10907}{10963}L�s no big deal if you come. {10967}{11025}If you don't come,|i�s a huge deal. {11029}{11051}Why? {11055}{11081}"Ell... {11102}{11130}Because... {11143}{11200}Robin and Sarina|are gonna be there. {11204}{11240}And you know how lesbians {11244}{11307}make Gus nervous.|Ever since he saw {11311}{11347}"Basic Instinct"... {11371}{11399}and that was years ago. {11415}{11454}Okay, so, wha�s going on? {11481}{11503}Nothin'. {11565}{11599}Oh, really? {11603}{11640}I'm not supposed to tell you. {11658}{11691}But you're going to, right? {11695}{11744}Okay, but you have to swear|not to tell anybody. {11748}{11819}- You're a tough nut to crack.|- Vincey, you have to swear. {11823}{11879}Just swear, Vincey,|or forget it. {11883}{11933}I swear. There, you happy? {11994}{12018}Okay... {12084}{12162}Javi just found out|he's HIV positive. {12182}{12203}What? {12219}{12239}Yeah. {12243}{12295}My God, I was just talkin' to him. {12299}{12380}- What are his T-cells?|- Don't make a big deal about this. {12384}{12435}Has he started the cocktail yet? {12439}{12504}He's fine, okay?|End of discussion. {12509}{12537}Man. {12541}{12627}Just let Javi tell you the way|he wants to, okay? {12631}{12679}Just be there Friday night. {12683}{12746}Because i�ll be|depressing for him {12750}{12816}to be around his brother who's|in a good relationship with me, {12820}{12896}and Dwight and Diego,|and Robin and Sarina and, {12900}{12952}you know even Megan and Jared... {12956}{12998}You have to be there to remind him {13002}{13087}there are other Ionely,|desperate gays still around. {13123}{13165}Well, as long|as you put it that way. {13181}{13235}Vincey, you know|what I'm talking about. {13242}{13319}You have a lot going for you,|but you're not in a relationship. {13333}{13390}Yeah, well, tha�s all gonna|change real soon. {13418}{13467}Oh, really, Vincey. Do tell. {13475}{13493}What? {13541}{13609}I don't want to discourage you|from gettin' involved, {13613}{13664}but le�s be realistic. {13693}{13737}You're a Christmas Eve type person, {13747}{13820}you can never enjoy the presents|after they're open. {13824}{13913}As soon as you find there's|a living, breathing person {13917}{13978}behind the image,|you lose interest. {13983}{14077}L�s not my fault all the guys|...
gay-and-gej