{846}{981}[SINGING "TRUE COLORS"] {2944}{2988}MAN 1: You suck.|MAN 2: Oh, my God. {2992}{3045}Get those tards|off the stage right now. {3047}{3130}[MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH'S|"GOOD VIBRATIONS" PLAYS] {3224}{3273}- Let's bail.|- Don't we wanna see if we win? {3277}{3320}Come on. {3352}{3418}I can't wait to graduate|and get the hell out of this place. {3423}{3468}JUDI: I thought we had|some intricate harmonies. {3472}{3517}Should've done|"Mama Said Knock You Out." {3521}{3619}I'll tell you one thing, when we graduate|from college, we're gonna soar like eagles. {3623}{3669}Yeah, we just haven't peaked yet. {3673}{3755}We're the ones who are going to get|the cool jobs, the sexy husbands... {3766}{3806}...the sky-high self-esteem. {3811}{3872}Right. Today's geeks turn out|to be tomorrow's winners. {3876}{3965}So screw college because, ladies,|real life starts now. {3969}{4019}Yeah, and we are gonna have it all. {4032}{4099}Look out, world, here we come. {4306}{4334}- Oh!|- Ah! {4338}{4374}Dang it. {4379}{4411}Oh. {4415}{4440}Your blouse. {4444}{4492}- I have a moist towelette.|BECKY: No worries. {4496}{4546}I'll just hit T.J. Maxx on the way to work. {4558}{4599}The max for the minimum, smart. {4603}{4694}- I have to go. I'm graduating students today.|- Oh, great. {4703}{4735}Well, hang in there. {4739}{4782}Like a cat on a branch. {4818}{4842}- See you later.|- Bye. {4847}{4876}BECKY:|Have a great day. {4928}{4996}Graduation day|is always very emotional for me. {5012}{5115}The bond that we share with|our canine friends is a special one. {5128}{5186}Dogs don't care|how much money you make... {5190}{5295}...what kind of car you drive,|or whose name's on the back of your jeans. {5309}{5374}They don't care if you cry a lot|at commercials... {5379}{5438}...or have a mustache|that you haven't waxed. {5443}{5507}Dogs don't care if you shame-eat|when you're lonely. {5532}{5613}And I never, ever feel judged by dogs. {5617}{5700}Because dogs love your insides. {5726}{5786}And that's why I love dogs. {5964}{6003}TED:|Come on. {6057}{6101}- Gayle, I really don't...|- Oh, over here. {6105}{6159}Gayle, I just wanted to thank you|for everything. {6164}{6206}Pepper's already changing my life. {6210}{6248}Oh, she's a good dog. {6259}{6358}Well, ever since I met Pepper and you,|I've felt much more confident. {6379}{6453}Life is just that much easier. {6457}{6503}Running errands, taking the train. {6515}{6571}I even think that|I might be ready to start dating. {6575}{6658}Something I never would've dreamed of|before I met you and Pepper. {6663}{6702}[BOTH CHUCKLING] {6723}{6767}- Really?|- Yeah. {6855}{6943}You know, I wouldn't usually|ask this of a client, but what the hell. {6948}{7045}I have two tickets to|the Amy Grant concert on Friday. {7049}{7098}Would you like to go with me? {7113}{7203}Well, you see, the thing is,|I only love Amy Grant. {7219}{7258}Wow. {7262}{7286}May I? {7295}{7333}Oh. {7555}{7619}I'm sorry. You know what?|I've got plans. {7623}{7662}Come on, Pepper. {7732}{7787}WOMAN:|Senator Hartmann's office. {7791}{7838}Senator Hartmann's office. {7874}{7913}Ma'am? {7933}{8039}One shot from this baby|can blow a man's spine out his back. {8043}{8091}[HARTMANN CHUCKLING] {8123}{8189}I thought that you could use|a whole bottle. {8379}{8422}Something else? {8450}{8529}Have you had a chance to read|my notes on fuel efficiency? {8533}{8607}I really think my ideas|offer a bold bipartisan... {8611}{8640}- Betty.|- Becky. {8644}{8727}Honey, why would a sweet gal like you|wanna get involved... {8732}{8804}...in stinky old policy debates? {8891}{8961}Well, as much as I love my job|as office manager... {8965}{9018}...what I really want|is to make a difference. {9022}{9091}Did you know that|this country is addicted to oil? {9126}{9171}Listen, Betty. {9175}{9251}You're a really good office manager. {9255}{9355}But if you wanna be a woman in politics,|you're gonna have to get some nuts. {9360}{9402}Let me ask you a question. {9406}{9459}Are you tough enough|to take a loaded shotgun... {9478}{9583}...aim it at some cracker|and tell them to "eat me"? {9670}{9760}Why don't you just leave the politics|to the gals with the loaded guns? {9764}{9806}- Yes, ma'am.|- Okay. {9874}{9915}Thank you. {9944}{9981}The wedding's in three months... {9985}{10058}...and we just wanna iron out some kinks|before the big day. {10063}{10148}Oh, but don't get me wrong,|William and I are fine. Best friends, really. {10159}{10267}I think the most important thing|in a relationship is honesty. {10280}{10324}Well, we have a motto, doc, don't we? {10335}{10382}- No secrets.|- No secrets. {10474}{10526}Honey, I'm home. {10545}{10595}I brought dinner. {10664}{10701}Honey? {10712}{10762}[SOBBING] {10766}{10830}Honey. It should've been me. {10907}{10950}Honey. {10968}{11010}Friend. {11027}{11051}Soul mate. {11096}{11143}Always loyal. {11174}{11221}Often hilarious. {11225}{11342}We dedicate this|"make your own pizza" party to you. {11396}{11476}The first in 12 years you didn't attend. {11531}{11587}This is really hard. {11635}{11667}Rest in peace, girlfriend. {11672}{11707}See you on the other side. {11742}{11795}Now let's make some pizza. {11799}{11842}JUDI: Mini pepperonis?|BECKY: Mm-hm. {11846}{11887}GAYLE:|No cheese for me. I'm off dairy. {11891}{11947}You don't have to go off anything.|You look great. {11951}{12019}Yeah. I'm not attractive enough|for a blind man. {12023}{12098}We need to discuss if we're still|going on our road trip next week. {12102}{12130}Maybe it's too soon. {12149}{12190}She would want life to go on. {12212}{12247}You're right. {12251}{12318}Honey loved hearing about our trips. {12322}{12404}I remember sitting on that sofa|and telling her about every adventure. {12423}{12472}Oh, the way she laughed. {12476}{12511}Oh. {12544}{12579}BECKY:|Energy becomes energy. {12594}{12626}I think we should go on the trip. {12631}{12661}Yay. {12665}{12724}Because, you guys,|I have a real treat planned for us. {12728}{12847}We are going to Tempe, Arizona|to the Wimmin's Music Festival. {12871}{12918}Please tell me Tracy Chapman|is performing. {12922}{12967}She and her "Fast Car" will be there. {12971}{12995}Oh, my goddess. {13000}{13029}[GAYLE LAUGHS] {13054}{13099}Gayle, what's wrong? {13103}{13164}- You love women-centered folk music.|- I do. {13168}{13275}I know. I just... I wish we could go|somewhere more fun, you know. {13279}{13331}So, like, we could be more fun. {13335}{13364}We're fun. {13368}{13435}Tell me that our yearly Americana road trip|isn't fun. {13440}{13505}- Yeah, or at-home karaoke Fridays.|- Yeah. {13509}{13545}Or the Movie Numbers Game. {13549}{13594}Hon, you love the Movie Numbers Game. {13598}{13642}- I do love that game.|JUDI: You go first. {13646}{13738}- Name a movie, one to 10, go.|/- One Crazy Summer. {13743}{13786}/- Two of a Kind.|/- Three to Tango. {13790}{13838}/- Four Weddings and a Funeral.|/- Five Easy Pieces. {13842}{13899}/- Six Days and Seven Nights.|- Ooh. A double. {13903}{13988}/- 8 Mile.|/- The erotic Nine and a Half Weeks. {13992}{14028}/And 10. We did it. {14032}{14079}[ALL LAUGHING] {14142}{14219}- See? We're pretty fun.|- Yeah, we are. {14226}{14310}/Again, Vice President Lawrence Kenner|/has resigned. {14315}{14395}/The disgraced politician remains|/in an undisclosed location... {14400}{14491}/... a day after he was caught in|/a motel room with two underage girls. {14495}{14548}/- He said he loved me.|/- You liar! {14552}{14584}MAN [ON TV]:|/The presi... {14588}{14688}Whoo-hoo-hoo!|I love me's a scandal. {14702}{14798}Well, the president|will be making his selection... {14802}{14836}...at the end of the week. {14840}{14906}And guess who's at the top of his list. {14919}{14956}That's right, Mama. {14960}{15008}Mama's at the top of that list. {15012}{15061}They're gonna want someone|squeaky clean. {15065}{15132}- They'll comb through every part of your life.|- I'm spotless. {15136}{15226}I already deported the maid,|and my husband's impotent. {15239}{15276}What about your daughter, Ashley? {15280}{15358}But we were Lancelot and Guinevere|of the medieval feast last year. {15362}{15397}[SINGING] {15401}{15438}Not now, Trevor. {15443}{15516}Ashley, we want different things. {15520}{15579}Since I got my braces off|and that mole removed... {15583}{15646}...I realized it's time for me to move on. {15671}{15740}- None of the medieval freaks even work out.|WOMAN 1: Hey, Doug. {15744}{15811}Stop talking to that fugly face|and get over here. {15816}{15871}WOMAN 2: Support our spring break.|- Buy a cookie. {15875}{15986}All proceeds will support binge drinking,|promiscuity and public nudity. {15991}{16022}WOMAN 2:|South Padre. {16026}{16091}[SCREAMING] {16108}{16139}It's senior spring, Ash. {16151}{16224}They're trying to be your friend|because your dad owns Six Flags. {16228}{16263}Maybe so, but they're fun. {16282}{16355}- And I wanna be with a girl who parties.|- I can be that girl. {16382}{16462}I can.|I could be a right, fine saucy wench. {16466}{16519}- I can be saucy.|- Ashley. {16542}{16571}You'll never be that girl. {16614}{16666}Hey, Mason, wait up. {16782}{16861}- What's so great about them?|- Forget Doug, Ashley. {16865}{16953}Let him and those frat gorillas|go on their stupid spring break. {16987}{17019}I hate his fake face. {17023}{17062}[PHONE CHIMES] {17085}{17122}One second. {17126}{17176}- Hey, Mama.|- Hey, baby. {17180}{17244}What's up with my little rock star? {17248}{17310}I think someone's|got a spring break coming up. {17320}{17364}Yeah, it's next week. {17368}{17411}Oh, no. {17415}{17487}/Where's your crazy sorority|/off to this year? {17544}{17601}South Padre. {17612}{17666}Where the Padre never stops. {17670}{17742}Oh, baby, you are my pride and joy. {17747}{17810}Now, you be good|and ma...
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