{3380}{3433}This walk is exactly|what you need. {3434}{3500}You've been coiled up like a spring.|I don't even know who you are anymore. {3501}{3555}It's a big meeting, I'd think|you'd be a little nervous. {3556}{3626}I don't get nervous, Dan. I get excited. {3649}{3696}Please don't tell the story. {3697}{3741}You're a people person,|Charlie, that's wonderful, {3742}{3807}but in business meetings you tell|personal items from my life, {3808}{3877}- and it embarrasses me.|- Girls, girls, girls! {3878}{3967}Hey! Ten miles! {3968}{4034}I'm sorry, Lucky. {4035}{4104}I think he's too old for sprints.|I can hear his legs clicking. {4104}{4140}Those are my knees. {4141}{4207}Do you really think I tell|that story for my own amusement? {4208}{4257}I do it because it's a sales tool. {4258}{4306}Charlie, let's win this account|on our pitch. {4307}{4351}It's sports marketing.|You need an edge. {4352}{4439}- I don't want to be the edge.|- Hey, mister! Little help! {4440}{4479}Sure thing, guys! {4511}{4554}Whoa! {4555}{4609}- Ow!|- Oh! Oh! Oh! {4610}{4682}- Why did you do that?|- My bad! Sorry! {4683}{4750}- I didn't mean to.|- You're a monster! {4751}{4791}I'm sorry! {4792}{4834}You're allergic to anything|under four feet. You're a mess. {4835}{4906}- Promise you won't tell the story.|- Fine. I won't tell the story. {4923}{4994}OK, you guys want to hear|the greatest Dan Rayburn story ever? {4995}{5045}- No, don't.|- Please. Come on, Danny. {5046}{5117}All right. Seven years ago,|Dan's divorce had just come through {5118}{5171}and his ex-wife had|left his heart in tatters. {5172}{5238}And his bank account drained.|Tell them that. {5239}{5301}He was taking it pretty well. {5302}{5363}That's good.|You're taking it like a man! {5364}{5428}Stiff upper lip! Getting smart! {5454}{5512}- What?|- Oh, God! {5512}{5564}"People say I saved|my partner's life that day." {5604}{5658}So many people get divorced. {5659}{5737}And neither one of you wanted kids.|Now that seems like a stroke of genius! {5738}{5817}But that didn't console him.|I had to act. I had to do something. {5818}{5901}Mr. Good Time is going to|teach you how to live! Yeah! {5902}{5988}- Why are there two pieces of luggage?|- Oh, just a little jaunt. {6020}{6072}Nothing too wild. {6108}{6195}Hey, Mr. Good Times.|You said we'd come to Miami, we did. {6196}{6222}Can we go home now? {6223}{6267}Whoa! {6268}{6303}- Whoa.|- Yeah! {6304}{6342}Does this drink|come with a diving board? {6343}{6397}It's insane! Just a sip, I think. {6398}{6461}So as a best friend, I felt compelled {6462}{6526}to give him a gentle reminder|of what it was like to be free. {6544}{6607}- I want it to say: "free man!"|- Free man. {6608}{6642}Big letters, right across his chest. {6643}{6690}{y:i}"Free man!" Comprende? {6714}{6790}Oh. Good night, nurse. {6839}{6882}"I could have sworn|that guy spoke English." {6883}{6963}It was supposed to say "free man. " {6964}{7020}Fremont, Fremont, Fremont... {7048}{7080}Free man! {7171}{7268}It's funny, guys.|Come on. They love it. {7289}{7327}Then the unexpected happened. {7328}{7411}Look at all the babes.|Don't look, don't look. Now look. {7412}{7463}"Fourteen hours after|signing his divorce papers," {7464}{7527}{y:i}Dan met Vicki, the girl of his dreams. {7528}{7569}- Whoa!|- Whoa. {7570}{7605}Girl in white,|eleven o'clock. {7606}{7666}- Yeah, but...|- Oh, give her the Queen's wave. {7667}{7725}- No, the other Queen.|- Oh. Hello. {7726}{7766}"She was traveling|with a friend." {7767}{7833}"I thought maybe the friend|was a magician or a jazz dancer," {7834}{7871}"because of the way|she was moving her hands." {7872}{7917}Turns out she's a hand model. {7918}{7973}- ... hand model.|- A hand model? {7974}{8008}They model with their hands. {8043}{8094}So, within minutes,|Dan is back to his old self. {8095}{8177}No, scratch that.|He's better than his old self. {8178}{8213}Charlie, look at these pictures! {8214}{8279}My whole life I've never taken|a good picture. {8280}{8351}"� No matter how|they toss the dice, it had to be �" {8352}{8385}"I'd never seen him|so free, OK?" {8386}{8441}"I mean, so impulsive.|He was a changed man." {8496}{8549}{y:i}Or maybe not so changed. {8550}{8621}"It's hard to explain to a guy|who's never had an impulsive moment" {8622}{8681}"in his life there's|two kinds of impulsives." {8682}{8752}The good kind, OK,|but this is plain stupid! {8788}{8830}That was so romantic. {8904}{9015}But when he woke up, he remembered,|"I was just married 14 painful years {9016}{9063}- and I've gone and done it again!"|- Whoops. {9064}{9187}To a woman that|he barely knows. His "soul mate. " {9222}{9289}...soul mate.|- Soul mate! {9347}{9376}Soul mate! {9508}{9553}They never laugh this much. {9585}{9670}"So, a few hours later,|my buddy here, my hombre," {9671}{9763}is the only guy I know that's been|divorced twice in a 24-hour period. {9764}{9871}Now, that's a true story. {9872}{9960}Fremont! Fremont! Fremont! {10043}{10138}- It was supposed to say "free man. "|- But it didn't. It said "Fremont. " {10139}{10199}It's a big mistake.|It's on his chest forever. {10200}{10333}I don't really think that story|honors the feelings I had for her. {10334}{10401}No, I'm sorry.|Dan, people love that story. {10402}{10503}So just get up there and do|your thing. Because I killed. {10504}{10531}{y:i}Banzai! {10532}{10587}{y:i}Ixnay on the banzai. {10588}{10631}Nishamura Media Group {10632}{10706}entering the US sports market|is a huge deal. {10707}{10771}Now, I know you've met|with larger groups, {10772}{10883}but I'm about to show you|why working with a boutique firm {10884}{10978}run by two seasoned pros|is a smart move for you. {11020}{11080}Forty-seven million dollars|over five years. {11081}{11141}Man, you better shape up|on your Japanese, {11142}{11178}'cause you're going to Tokyo, baby! {11179}{11242}Thank you. This is the kind of|opportunity I've been looking for. {11243}{11327}And you will not be sorry.|In college my nickname was "GT." {11328}{11421}- That's "Go To. " You go to me.|- What's the matter with you? {11422}{11487}Biggest deal of our lives|isn't exciting enough for you? {11488}{11562}So it's a done deal now?|There are a few small details. {11563}{11602}Like next week when Nishamura|and his son come to town {11603}{11638}we have to win them over|on the golf course. {11639}{11674}- That'll be easy.|- I'm great at golf. {11675}{11728}Then, two weeks from now,|we have to make a presentation {11729}{11781}- to their executive board of directors.|- Done. {11782}{11832}All right, sunshine.|What's really wrong with you? {11866}{11918}I was not divorced twice, OK? {11919}{11961}One of them was an annulment. {11962}{12023}- Look at that face!|- Charlie, don't! {12024}{12069}Look at this, Craig.|You know what this face is? {12070}{12118}- The face of a winner.|- This face is willing to hibernate {12119}{12188}for six months to make the|best deal he could possibly make. {12188}{12275}And I don't care who knows it. A toast|to my best buddy and business partner, {12276}{12319}- Dan Rayburn! Whoo!|- Whoo! {12320}{12366}{y:i}Arigato! {12539}{12569}It all comes down to this. {12570}{12605}- I don't think so.|- Three, two, one. {12606}{12644}This one's the shooter. {12645}{12675}- Let's see it.|- Golden moment. {12716}{12749}- Oh. Uh-oh!|- Oh, you're just sinkin' em. {12750}{12793}Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh. {12794}{12843}Let's hit it. There you go. {12844}{12880}- It's a leaking dog.|- Yeah. {12880}{12971}That's a... That's a neat trick.|How old is that dog? {12972}{13031}I lost count. Vet said it was a record. {13032}{13098}You might want to put|a diaper on him, or underwear. {13124}{13191}- Yo.|- Hey. Where you been? {13192}{13253}Japanese real estate agents.|Some apartments for Craig-san. {13254}{13303}Thank you. I just want to find|something authentic. {13304}{13353}I've been getting so immersed|in Japanese culture, {13354}{13413}by the time I hit Tokyo, they're|going to think I'm part Japanese. {13414}{13466}They'll be like, "Who is this local?" {13467}{13555}I don't care if you stay on the top|of Mount Fuji. Just bring home the yen. {13556}{13620}- This can't be.|- What do you got? {13645}{13686}- Vicki.|- Vicki who? {13687}{13739}South Beach Vicki? She's in town. {13740}{13835}- She wants to see me. Today.|- She just called you out of the blue? {13861}{13906}- No.|- Dan? Dan? {13907}{13974}You know last Christmas|when I moved in to the condo? {13975}{14034}I was feeling really lonely. {14036}{14091}And maybe I wrote a seven-to-ten-page|single-spaced letter. {14092}{14146}Oh, Dan. {14147}{14195}You've been using your feelings|for this woman {14196}{14232}to avoid your life for seven years. {14232}{14331}I set you up in the most exclusive|adult-only condo. {14332}{14367}You've never been to theme nights. {14368}{14439}You never once went to the|Sunday morning schmooze and schmeer. {14440}{14493}You know, maybe she hasn't|moved on either. {14494}{14530}- Well, you can't do it.|- Why? {14531}{14583}Because we're in the middle|of our biggest deal ever, {14584}{14610}and you don't have the time. {14611}{14687}She lives in Vermont. It's perfect.|Start of a long-distance relationship. {14688}{14743}You get six to nine months|of the spa weekends, {14744}{14804}late-night phone calls.|I'd still have my days free to work. {14804}{14844}She wants to meet me|at Grand Central Station, {14845}{14878}and I don't know what|I'm supposed to wear. {14879}{14939}It's not formal, obviously,|it's a train station, {14940}{14998}but do I wear a sport coat,|or coat and tie... {14999}{15044}You can wear a sports coat,|but you're not going like that. {15045}{15080}- Why?|- 'Cause you look like an albino. {15146}{15240}This is his first time, so you can see|his complexion is ghost-like. {15241}{15297}- What do you thi...
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