{163}{229}It's just for a night or two,|until she finds her own place. {235}{289}I tried to explain that to Aunt Ruth,|but the connection was bad... {295}{363}and her plane was leaving,|and she got it all mixed up. {369}{417}I kept telling her it was my friend Rita... {423}{508}and she kept saying|she didn't know any Ritas... {514}{559}Look at me straight, sweetie. {565}{611}Coco... she's very nice. {617}{655}Honey... you're a good kid. {661}{737}What you're telling me is a load of horse-pucky {743}{806}even though it comes from a good place. {812}{887}Now, I'm gonna trust you|to sort this thing out {893}{976}- Thank you.|- Don't make me out to be a sucker. {982}{1033}Louise Bonner says there's trouble in there. {1039}{1081}Remember last night? {1087}{1168}Well, sometimes she's wrong, {1174}{1300}but if there is trouble|get rid of it. {1510}{1556}Is everything all right? {1562}{1603}Is it bad for you that I'm here? {1609}{1684}No, no, everything is A-okay. {1690}{1738}Now, I've gotta fix that sandwich! {1744}{1851}And my audition is in one hour. {2296}{2359}I hope I'm back in a couple of hours. {2365}{2435}- Don't drink all the coke.|- Good luck! {2441}{2515}When I get back I'll have the cab|waiting, so be ready to go. {2521}{2603}- Okay.|- Okay? {3259}{3304}Come in. {3310}{3378}Betty Elms, I'd like you to meet... {3384}{3454}Jack Tuptman, my assistant, {3460}{3499}Woody Katz who we've|cast in the part... {3505}{3601}of "Chuck".|He'll do the scene with you. {3614}{3647}Bob Brooker, the director {3653}{3714}and Julie Chadwick... {3720}{3775}Now, our surprise guest is: {3781}{3830}Linney James. {3836}{3886}Alas we can't afford her to cast our show, {3892}{3955}but as casting agents go... {3961}{4020}she's the best. {4026}{4095}Why thank you, Wally.|Hello Betty. {4101}{4142}Very pleased to meet you. {4148}{4237}This is my assistant, Nicki. {4241}{4293}Oh, and the ever lovely Martha, {4299}{4392}Martha Johnson, who|you met out front. {4399}{4451}Hi. {4457}{4558}So shall we get it to go? {4564}{4648}Would you like a water or a coffee|before we begin? {4654}{4696}No, no, I'm fine. {4702}{4822}Well then, let's everyone take a seat. {4880}{5006}Betty, why don't you join Woody over there|and we'll play the scene. {5012}{5075}Bob, do you have anything you wish to say... {5081}{5150}something to Betty before we begin? {5156}{5249}No... it's not a contest, {5255}{5386}the two of them with themselves, {5395}{5480}so don't play it for real... {5486}{5593}until it gets real. {5682}{5726}Okay. {5732}{5789}Just tell me where it hurts, baby. {5795}{5817}What? {5823}{5871}Hey Bobby, I want to play this one nice and close, {5877}{5918}like|we did with that other girl, {5924}{5985}what's her name? The one with the black hair.|That felt kinda good. {5991}{6027}- Whaddya think?|- That's good, Woody. {6033}{6088}Just don't rush that line again. {6094}{6201}I told you...|the line where you say, "Before what?" {6207}{6268}Bobby, acting is reacting... {6274}{6355}I just play off 'em. They all say: {6361}{6402}"They're gonna arrest you" like that... {6408}{6453}"put you in jail"...|They all say it the same way, {6459}{6512}so I react like that. {6518}{6566}What's your name?|- Betty {6572}{6680}Yeah... Betty, look... You don't rush it. I|don't rush it. {6686}{6752}We're gonna play it nice and close... {6758}{6864}just like in the movies. OK? {6888}{6972}Dad's best friend goes to work. {7081}{7187}And ... ACTION!!!! {7273}{7356}You're still here? {7356}{7438}I came back.|I thought that's what you wanted. {7444}{7517}- Nobody wants you here.|- Really? {7523}{7623}My parents are right upstairs!|They think you've left. {7629}{7679}So ... surprise! {7685}{7762}I can call them...|I can call my dad... {7768}{7842}But you won't... {8190}{8288}You're playing a dangerous game here... {8293}{8361}if you're trying to blackmail me... {8367}{8451}it's not gonna work. {8461}{8515}You know what I want.. {8521}{8604}it's not that difficult. {8641}{8715}Get out... {8729}{8806}Get out before I call my dad. {8812}{8862}He trusts you... {8868}{8915}You're... {8921}{8996}his best friend. {9062}{9157}This will be the end of everything. {9185}{9279}What about you?|What will your dad think about you? {9285}{9344}Stop... {9350}{9424}stop it! {9433}{9516}That's what you said from the beginning. {9535}{9591}If I tell them what happened...|they'll arrest you... {9597}{9679}and put you in jail, {9814}{9862}so get out of here... {9868}{9938}before... {9989}{10064}Before what? {10476}{10533}Before... {10539}{10623}I kill you. {10953}{11037}Then they'd put you in jail. {11225}{11298}I hate you... {11309}{11391}I hate us both! {11732}{11841}- I'm going to take her over there.|- Yeah big time! {11906}{11970}Wow!|Well, there it was. {11976}{12029}There it was all right! {12035}{12139}Baby, you got away with it! {12191}{12256}Very good. Really. {12262}{12321}I mean it was forced maybe... {12327}{12419}but still humanistic. {12425}{12443}Yeah, {12449}{12491}very good, {12497}{12595}really. {12709}{12768}Oh I thank you Betty... {12774}{12833}and I really mean that sincerely. {12839}{12935}I mean, it was extraordinary. {12941}{12977}You've done your Aunt proud... {12983}{13078}and I'm going to tell her|the first chance I get. {13084}{13138}Now, you and I... {13144}{13186}are gonna speak again soon. {13192}{13243}Thank you Mr.Brown. {13249}{13291}Thank you, Wally. {13297}{13372}I'm sure you all have a|lot to talk about.|We'll walk Betty out. {13378}{13468}Well, yes indeed.|And it was our pleasure, Linney. {13474}{13531}Don't you be a stranger around here. {13537}{13607}- We'd love to have you here.|- Come on, Betty. {13613}{13651}Thank you again, Mr. Brown. {13657}{13762}It was nice meeting all of you. {13915}{13981}Wow! {13987}{14029}How do you find her... {14035}{14118}God, that was awful! {14124}{14182}Not you Betty.|You were stellar and I mean that {14188}{14227}But poor Wally. {14233}{14279}He'll never get that picture made.|- Why? {14285}{14336}Wally's days were up twenty years ago. {14342}{14413}You know Woody Katz|is only doing it for a favor? {14419}{14466}And the cast is terrible... {14472}{14517}Oh, God, terrible {14523}{14574}Poor old fool Wally... {14580}{14670}It was very nice|and he seems so sweet. {14676}{14743}and Wally... Mr. Brown...|is a very close friendof my Aunt's, so... {14749}{14815}Settle down, Betty. Don't get me wrong.|I love Wally. {14821}{14904}I ought to. I was married|to him for ten years. {14910}{14978}And I love actors, all actors. {14984}{15058}We just get a little catty sometimes. {15064}{15124}Now we want to take you across|and introduce you to a director... {15130}{15170}who's a head above the rest {15176}{15243}He's got a project that you would kill! {15249}{15333}Knock it right out of the park. {15353}{15402}~ Sixteen reasons ~ {15408}{15468}~ why I ~ {15474}{15583}~ love you ~ {15589}{15663}~- One|- The way you hold my hand ~ {15669}{15741}~ - Two|- Your laughing eyes ~ {15747}{15819}~ - Three|- The way you understand ~ {15825}{15909}~ - Four|- Your secret sighs ~ {15915}{15975}~ They're all part ~ {15981}{16042}~ of sixteen reasons ~ {16048}{16204}~ why I... love you ~ {16210}{16282}~ - Five|- The way you comb your hair ~ {16288}{16362}~ - Six|- Your freckled nose ~ {16368}{16440}~ - Seven|- The way you say you care ~ {16446}{16535}~ - Eight|- Your crazy clothes ~ {16541}{16660}~ That's just half of sixteen reasons ~ {16666}{16713}~ why I ~ {16719}{16828}~ love you ~ {16834}{16891}~ - Nine|- Snuggling in the car ~ {16897}{16984}~ - Ten|- Your wish upon a star ~ {16990}{17063}~ - Eleven|- Whispering on the phone ~ {17069}{17135}~ - Twelve|- Your kiss when we're alone ~ {17141}{17216}~ - Thirteen|- The way you thrill my heart ~ {17222}{17291}~ - Fourteen|- Your voice so neat ~ {17297}{17381}~ - Fifteen|- You say we'll never part ~ {17387}{17455}~ - Sixteen|- Our love's complete ~ {17461}{17522}~ Those are all ~ {17528}{17591}~ the sixteen reasons ~ {17597}{17647}~ why I ~ {17653}{17751}~ love you ~ {17773}{17841}~ Sixteen reasons ~ {17847}{17890}~ why I ~ {17896}{18008}~ love you ~ {18022}{18088}Cut it!|Thank you very much, Carol.|I'm coming back. {18094}{18147}Check it again?|Check it again! {18153}{18195}Thank you!|Will tell you what happens next! {18201}{18274}Thank you very much, for coming in|I know how busy you are. {18280}{18349}Oh, are you kidding me? I love this script!|Show me where to sign! {18355}{18397}Look... I love you... {18403}{18463}but there's no way they're gonna let me cast this thing|until I've seen everyone. {18469}{18511}- I'll let you know as soon as I can.|- I know you will. {18517}{18610}cause my manager's|gonna be bugging you day and night.|... and me. {18616}{18666}- It'll be my pleasure. Now, get out of here.|- Oh, you're just so cruel to me... {18672}{18723}don't forget me.|I'm the girl that's going to play this part. {18729}{18807}See ya later. {18813}{18862}Hank... where's Hank? {18868}{18957}- Who's next, Hank?|- Camilla Rhodes. {18959}{19033}- Is she ready?|- Already. {19039}{19133}- Bring her in.|- Camilla Rhodes next. {19249}{19364}Sylvia North's story,|Camilla Rhodes, take one. {19367}{19430}Ok, here we go...|Let's lock it up, please! {19436}{19490}- Roll sound please...|- That's it! {19496}{19579}Playback!|ACTION! {19877}{19927}~ Why haven't I told you? ~ {19933}{20015}~ Oh, baby I've told ~ {20021}{20064}~ every little star ~ {20070}{20172}~ just how sweet I think you are ~ {20178}{20297}~ Why haven't I told you? ~ {20303}{20348}Get Jason over here. {20354}{20451}Cindy ... Adam wants to see Jason.|~ I've told ripples in a brook ~ {20457}{20561}~ Made my heart an open book ~ {20567}{20733}~ Why haven't I told you? ~ {20747}{20833}~ Friends ask me "am I in love" ~ {20839}{2093...
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