We're Going Where by vjgm.pdf

We’re Going Where?! by vjgm

So yeah, I lied when I said I was done with Boycotts for good, sue me! I had

another story all planned out and then that darn Emmett gave me an idea... so

this part takes place in May, Eclipse has been open for 3 months and everyone

has been busy and pitching in to make it a success. The guys decide to do

something nice for the girls and well, stuff happens. I hope this will be a silly,

funny, and SHORT story... a snapshot rather than a sequel. But the idea was too

funny to pass up! And I am going to do a lot of this in EPOV because, for once,

the guys will have the upper hand, I thought they deserved a chance...

Thanks always to heartbroken1 for her brilliant beta skills. I dedicate this to my

fake/cyber daughters who make me laugh every day, idolize Freddie with me,

and taught me never to bet on the Eagles or you end up walking in the woods

and crapping off a cliff on some god forsaken trail... but I digress... back to the

story!

I do not own the characters Stephenie Meyer does, however I did come

up with this story all on my own, it's a novel idea I know, but people

really should try it...sigh

We're Going Where?!

EPOV

“Can we open them? Can we open them?” Alice begged as she hopped up and

down in her seat next to Jasper. She eyed the envelope in her hand with great

curiosity, waiting for the green light from me to rip into it.

I glanced over at Rosalie, who was busy holding hers up to the light, trying to

sneak a peek at the contents. As she sat in the chair, Emmett was on the arm,

holding his hand up behind the envelope so the light couldn’t shine through.

Bella sat alone in a chair, eyeing me suspiciously from across the room “Why the

big secret? All the whispers, the covert phone calls……Can’t you just tell us

where we’re going?” She flipped the envelope over and over in her hands, her

eyes watching me, looking for a hint, or any clue about our destination.

I cleared my throat a little and began my speech. “So listen, we just wanted to

do something nice for the three of you for all the help you gave us in getting

Eclipse up and running in record time, for being understanding about the crazy

hours we’ve been keeping, and for filling in as waitresses whenever we needed

help. We couldn’t have done it without you. So to thank you, we decided to plan

a little trip for the six of us. We leave as soon as Bella’s semester is over.”

“That’s only two weeks away!” Alice squealed, her excitement only growing at

that tidbit of information. Jasper chuckled softly beside her as he watched the

envelope continue to vibrate in her hand.

“Well, let me check our week…. Alice and I have some meetings we’ll have to

reschedule,” Rose dropped the envelope into her lap and pulled out her phone,

quickly scanning her appointments. “But I don’t think it’s going to be a

problem.”

“Good.” Emmett grinned, brushing the hair out of Rosalie’s face. “This will be so

much fun.” He gave her a small peck on the lips.

Still, Bella remained strangely silent, watching my every move. She held up her

envelope and pointed at it. “Well?” Her eyebrows raised. “Are we ever going to

be able to open these things?” Her big brown eyes finally twinkling with

excitement.

Jasper and Emmett both gave slight nods.

“Sure, go ahead.” I laughed as Alice shredded the envelope to pieces before I

even finished speaking.

Her eyebrows furrowed together as she looked at the colorful piece of paper in

her hands. She read the front, then back, then the front again. She looked over

at Rose and Bella who wore the same confused looks on their faces.

“We’re going where?!” they all screamed in unison.

“Mine’s a brochure for a campground…with the phrase ‘no electricity’ in bold

print,” Bella hissed.

“Mine’s a brochure for a canoe place…” Rosalie gasped, turning white.

“Mine is for……fly fishing? What the hell is fly fishing?”Alice spat at Jasper, who

wisely had moved a little further away from her on the couch, sensing that he

was in danger. “Who fishes for flies?”

“We’re going into the woods for our vacation?” Rose wheeled around and faced a

cringing Emmett. “Are you high?”

“Oh, God! Is the club losing money? Is that why you can’t afford to take us on a

real vacation?” Alice quickly covered her mouth in worry, but when Jasper shook

his head no, that only confused her further.

While Alice and Rosalie argued about our vacation destination, Bella got out of

the chair she had been sitting in and slowly strode over to me. “You can’t be

serious about this?” The low tone of her voice was unbelievably sexy.

“We’re quite serious.” I smirked, as Bella’s face crinkled in disbelief.

She thought about it for a second then stretched up on her tiptoes, her warm

breath flowed over my cheek as she whispered, “But wouldn’t you rather take us

somewhere exotic, like a warm sandy beach where we could lay out in the sun,

rub oil on one another, and make love in a huge bed with the softest sheets and

pillows imaginable gliding over our skin?” She gave a small nip at my ear before

looking at me with a tiny pout on her lush, pink lips.

My body responded immediately to her sensual flirting. I wanted to take her into

her bedroom and show her just how much I wanted to be naked with her, but

now was not the time. I needed to explain our decision and perhaps do a little

flirting of my own.

“Oh, we considered doing that, but decided it was far too predictable. And not to

worry, there will be some sand, and you’ll still need sunscreen so you don’t get

burned, so I’ll get to rub oil all over your body. As for making love, we’ll

definitely be doing that. But, instead of doing it in a huge bed, on this trip we

can make love under the stars, won’t that be spectacular?”

“There’s dirt under the stars…” Bella pouted. “And bugs…and snakes!” She

clamped her arms around her chest. “And there is no way I am making love in

the middle of the God-forsaken woods with leaves stuck to my ass!”

I lightly ran my fingers through her hair, my mind pausing briefly to imagine her

lying naked in a pile of leaves before I answered her, “Bella love, is that a

challenge? You know how I feel about a good challenge.” My thumb gently

caressed her cheek. “I’m going to make it my personal mission to change your

mind on this trip and I will take great pleasure in showing you just how

spectacular it is to make love, surrounded by nature.” My hand made its way to

the back of her neck and I pulled her lips to mine in a passionate kiss that made

her sigh and melt in my arms.

When I pulled away, Bella took a second, composed herself, and put out a

challenge of her own. “And I still have two full weeks to talk you into taking us

somewhere else…” Her tiny hands trailed down my chest, the charms on her

bracelet making a high pitched tinkling sound as she moved. Her hands came to

settle on my hips as she seductively wiggled her body against mine.

“You’d better not be acting like that because you are happy about this vacation

destination!” Rosalie shouted as she jumped to her feet, knocking Emmett off

the chair.

Bella pulled away, a devilish grin on her face. “No, actually I’m planning on using

every single one of my womanly charms to get him to change the destination of

our vacation, and I would recommend you ladies get busy and do the same.”

I glanced over at Emmett and Jasper, who I knew from their giant grins, were

thinking the same thing that I was. This is going to be the greatest two weeks of

our lives!

The bar was packed for a Wednesday night, business was really picking up for us

lately as word of Eclipse spread throughout Portland. With Henry and Jack

behind the bar, we were able to simply hang back in the office and oversee more

of the behind the scenes things there.

I was at the desk, filling out some tax forms for a new employee when Emmett

and Jasper came in and flopped down into the leather recliners behind me.

“Hey, Edward, what are you working on?” Emmett stretched and let out a yawn,

curling up in the comfy chair for a bit of rest.

“Paperwork, what else? So what’s up?” I spun around and leaned back in the

office chair with my hands stretched over my head.

“We just wanted to see if you got the message of the night from the girls. They

are really pulling out all the stops now, trying to get us to change our minds.”

Jasper laughed as he flicked open his cell phone and began going through the

text messages and pictures from the last week.

The girls had kept their word, and had spent the last two weeks trying to get us

to change our minds about where we were going on vacation. The weeks were

filled with surprise liaisons in the office, the cars, even a hotel room or two. The

girls walked around pantiless most days and enjoyed telling us so, especially on

those occasions when they were wearing very short skirts, just to watch our

flustered reactions. Countless suggestive or downright dirty text messages and

photos came our way, each one, an attempt to sway us, but we stood strong.

“I really think they’ll have fun camping, I hope they give it a chance.” I put the

pen down and found my phone. “But yes, I got the latest message.”

When are you coming home? I’m waiting for you… naked, in your bed.

Hurry… I want to feel your body on mine…

“Man, Bella always writes the best text messages…” Emmett whined “Lucky…”

“This from the guy whose girlfriend showed up here, in a trench coat, with

nothing on underneath, and flashed him behind the bar in front of a club full of

people.” Jasper laughed. “If you could have seen your face, Emmett….it was

priceless. You actually broke out in a sweat…”

Emmett grinned proudly at the memory. “Yeah, I almost caved that night… She

was…. persuasive and adventurous. But I held out.” He pounded his chest in a

show of pride.

“My personal favorite was Kama Sutra night.” Jasper’s eyes glazed over.

“Number fifteen….”

Emmett and I nodded our heads in agreement. Kama Sutra night had definitely

been one for the record books for all of us, especially when we realized the girls

had gotten together, discussing and planning out each erotic thing, making it a

night none of us will ever forget. We sat in a reverent silence, as we each

thought about that night, with goofy grins on our faces.

“Focus…. One more day. Stay strong, gentlemen,” I said out loud, more for

myself than them, but when I heard them grunt in agreement I knew we were

all struggling.

I glanced at my watch, it was just after midnight when Henry stuck his head in

the door. “Hey guys, so what’s the plan for the next few days?”

“We’re heading out of town, camping. I doubt we’ll even get cell phone reception.

I talked to Carlisle, he is actually going to come into town tomorrow with his wife,

Esme, so any problems you have, he’s your man. You guys will have fun with

him, he’s cool.” I handed him a piece of paper with all of our phone numbers on

it as well as Carlisle’s information.

“Don’t worry, we’ll take good care of your baby while you’re gone.” Henry

glanced out the door before saying, “You know, if you guys want to take off…

Jack and I have things under control.”

“No man, we’ll hang out and help close. It’s no big…” Emmett was interrupted by

the clamoring melody of all three of our phones going off at the same time.

I got tired of waiting in bed, so I put my hair up in that twist you like and ran a

nice, hot, bubble bath.

The water is really warm….but it’d be much warmer if you were here with

me…washing my back… or front.

Henry took one look at our faces and laughed. “Yeah, um…. I’ll see you guys

later. Have a safe trip and stay strong….those girlfriends of yours are some

determined ladies….”

I vaguely remember hearing the door close as I hopped up from the desk and

reached for my coat. Emmett was on his feet texting Rosalie back, and Jasper

had called Alice and was whispering something into the phone while wrestling his

keys out of his pocket.

“Well, I’m going to um, head home…yeah, Bella’s…well….a bubble bath…” I

managed to stammer out as I too, headed for the door.

“Rose went shopping this afternoon…. She sent me pictures….red lace…. I really

need to go…” Emmett’s face was flushed as he fumbled with his phone.

Jasper sat in his chair, looking dazed.

“You OK, Jazz? Jazz!” I barked trying to snap him out of it.

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