{1}{72}movie info: XVID 624x352 23.976fps 700.2 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {1624}{1679}Okay. {1681}{1748}Good morning. {3364}{3429}Whenever you're ready, Dr. Carter. {3430}{3501}Should I just...|Do you just want me to start talking? {3502}{3570}Yeah, yeah.|I'll just give you a cue. {3571}{3653}Happiness Now, take one. {3664}{3726}Happiness. {3771}{3871}"Happiness" is a word for a feeling. {3876}{3927}Feelings are rarely understood in the moment. {3928}{3961}They are quickly forgotten, {3962}{4038}and almost always mis-remembered. {4039}{4155}And besides,|feelings are totally full of shit. {4196}{4242}"Feelings are full of shit"? {4243}{4293}I don't have that here, Doc. {4294}{4341}But... we'll go again. {4342}{4375}Right. {4376}{4419}Okay, we're still rolling. {4420}{4502}Happiness Now, take two. {4748}{4810}Happiness. {5214}{5261}"I don't think life is absurd. {5262}{5354}"I think we're all here for a huge purpose. {5355}{5403}"I think we shrink... {5404}{5521}I think we shrink from the immensity|of the purpose we are here for." {5522}{5629}Go write that motherfucking|screenplay right now. {5630}{5702}Let's go, people. {5752}{5787}Jemma. {5788}{5819}Did you study? {5820}{5859}For what? {5860}{5931}Periodic tables? {5932}{6004}You didn't study. {6293}{6390}Come on, come on.|Walk, everybody. {7248}{7302}- Morning, Dr. Carter.|- Morning, Miyu. {7303}{7370}- How we looking today?|- Busy. {7371}{7463}Your Happiness Now is number seven|on the bestsellers list. {7464}{7542}I'm gonna go outside. {7835}{7887}One, please. {7888}{7965}Shouldn't you be in school? {7966}{8028}- Yes, sir.|- Are you listening? {8029}{8111}- Yes, I am.|- Plastics. {8194}{8276}"PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT" {8518}{8573}Yeah. {8864}{8934}Hey. It's time. {8979}{9059}Let the healing begin. {9296}{9335}I can't sleep. {9336}{9421}I can't stop washing my hands. {9422}{9524}I keep thinking somebody's|trying to kill me. {9525}{9622}I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna get|ball cancer from the cell phone. {9623}{9718}Earthquakes, AIDS, air pollution. {9730}{9788}I'm worried about everything. {9789}{9859}I mean, I saw this thing on television {9860}{9903}about the icebergs melting. {9904}{9998}I mean, holy shit.|If that is for real, we're fucked. {9999}{10067}- Okay, just slow down.|- No, I'm a licensed pilot. {10068}{10143}I have a black belt in Tae Kwan Do. {10144}{10235}This sort of thing|cannot be happening to me. {10236}{10333}Panic, anxiety, obsessive behaviors...|these things can happen to anybody. {10334}{10397}I did a lot of blow in the early '90s.|Do you think that could have... {10398}{10432}No, that wouldn't have|anything to do with it. {10433}{10511}- I mean a lot.|- No. {10544}{10581}All right. {10582}{10685}When I was in school,|they gave me these tests. {10686}{10767}Apparently, I'm a genius. {10768}{10850}A literal, fuckin' genius. {10851}{10945}Do you feel pressured|to live up to that kind of label? {10946}{11019}No, that's the thing.|It's not a label. {11020}{11079}I actually am a fuckin' genius. {11080}{11145}I mean, I have this, like, {11146}{11209}borderline idiot savant thing, {11210}{11281}like, 548 times 297 {11282}{11346}is 162,765. {11348}{11390}I don't even want to know that. {11391}{11431}I just do. {11432}{11536}I am superstitious|and I am freaked out {11552}{11629}because there are germs everywhere. {11630}{11687}And there is danger everywhere. {11688}{11780}And I don't know how|I'm supposed to feel safe. {11781}{11878}Do you know why you feel this way? {11885}{11946}Honestly? {12005}{12089}That's why I came to you. {12643}{12694}- 12, 13...|- Hey, Richie. Hey, O.T. {12695}{12741}Jemma, you won't believe this. {12742}{12807}My friend Teddy shit his pants|at school today. {12808}{12869}14, 15... {12892}{12959}- Hey, Uncle Jim.|- The school called. {12960}{12994}Is Lucy here? {12995}{13033}Got her working a double again. {13034}{13085}Richie, what the fuck are you doing? {13086}{13133}- I have to do these.|- I can't concentrate in here. {13134}{13181}I'm trying to pay some bills, Richie. {13182}{13251}- Be quiet!|- I have to do these. {13252}{13307}Damn. {14096}{14168}- Hey, man.|- Hi. {14175}{14241}How you doing? {14242}{14283}Well, I could be better. {14284}{14379}Well, would a car wash|make you feel any better? {14380}{14427}I always love a car wash. {14428}{14482}All right. {14483}{14530}You've got Don Juan, {14531}{14610}Jamaican Red, John Wilkes Booth,|Northern Lights, {14611}{14661}Mexican Airlines, Mississippi Blonde, {14662}{14702}Kentucky Bluegrass, Wickki Sticks, {14703}{14732}Pakistani Black... {14733}{14770}What is Pakistani Black? {14771}{14881}Pakistani Black, if you'll notice...|the seeds are black. {14882}{14945}So it's literally... It's quite literal. {14946}{15006}- Okay.|- There's Pussy Finger. {15007}{15046}It's my personal favorite. {15047}{15087}I think I'd like to try|Purple Fuck Dust this week. {15088}{15151}You sure?|That's not one of our bestsellers. {15152}{15195}- Really?|- It's not. I don't know why. {15196}{15233}I definitely want some Pussy Finger. {15234}{15262}- Definitely.|- Yes, that's... {15263}{15311}Number 175.|Do you want the dub sack? {15312}{15377}Yeah, a dub sack of both|of those would be great. {15378}{15439}But what is Toasty Brunch? {15440}{15520}Hey, this is all weed. {15728}{15775}"Interior. {15776}{15871}Apartment in Silver Lake.|Night." {16052}{16157}"Exterior.|The jungles of Vietnam, 1966. {16166}{16260}Charlie everywhere.|No way out." {16344}{16411}"Exterior. Civil War." {16412}{16500}Son of fucking Jesus Christ. {16524}{16574}"Exterior. Alcatraz." {16575}{16635}"Exterior. Mexico." {16636}{16703}"Exterior. A space station|in the not-so-distant future." {16704}{16739}No. "Interior. {16740}{16841}Hogwarts School for fucking wizards!" {17060}{17122}Toughbook. {17136}{17247}Glorious, glorious Toughbook,|I love you so. {17934}{18004}Listen, you fucking asshole,|I don't care what he told you. {18005}{18051}I'm the agent, and I'm telling you. {18052}{18095}I'm so done with you. {18096}{18140}Get the guy who writes|the checks to call me, {18141}{18241}you third-string, pussyfoot asshole. {18256}{18285}Daisy, I'm in the lobby. {18286}{18321}- Okay, I'm here.|- Call The Chateau. {18322}{18359}- Make sure Shamus is up for lunch.|- Yes. {18360}{18425}- Call the Viceroy, table for two.|- Sure. Done. {18426}{18474}And this time, can we get|a table in the corner? {18475}{18504}I don't like people behind me. {18505}{18534}- Okay.|- It's weird. {18535}{18586}- It creeps me out.|- It is weird. {18587}{18636}Put that down in general.|Nobody behind me in restaurants. {18637}{18709}- Mop, there's a mop in my lobby.|- Okay. {18710}{18742}- Nobody shakes my hand.|- Yes. {18743}{18805}Nobody behind me in restaurants. {18806}{18891}And can I please get someone|to hold the elevator for me? {18892}{18922}- Yes.|- Is that too much to ask? {18923}{18986}Of course. I'm sorry. {18987}{19034}- I'm out of the elevator now.|- Okay, I'm ready for you. {19035}{19085}- You see the tracking on Norsemen?|- Norsemen. {19086}{19137}Daisy, it is DEFCON 5|in the men's bathroom. {19138}{19201}There's no motherfucking|bar of soap in there. {19202}{19248}- Bar of soap, okay.|- There's no soap in the soap thingy. {19249}{19313}It's just a fucking dish|and a goddamn bar of soap. {19314}{19353}I mean, what is this?|A gas station? {19354}{19418}- We got to get a soap guy in here.|- I'll do it over lunch. {19419}{19457}Yeah, but Dave Levine is using that soap. {19458}{19497}Do you know how many pros he's been with? {19498}{19545}- Yeah.|- Disgusting. {19546}{19581}You know what?|Let's just buy some soap. {19582}{19608}- Done.|- Lots of soap. {19609}{19673}Liquid, antibacterial, hospital grade. {19674}{19731}It's going to be my soap.|Private collection. {19732}{19761}That's how we're doing it. {19762}{19794}What else you got?|Hit me. {19795}{19863}I wore gloves. {19870}{19937}Okay. You need to send|Michael Burns and his goomah {19938}{19986}a "thank you" note for dinner|last Friday evening. {19987}{20074}- Why?|- Because it's good manners. {20075}{20122}Listen, I need you to go...|No, get a guy. {20123}{20183}Find a guy, like an intern or something. {20184}{20320}And I need him to go to this place|and take a shit on that guy's doorstep. {20321}{20355}Wow, are you...|Are you serious? {20356}{20397}Yeah. {20398}{20473}Listen, I know you're knocked up,|but let's show a little hustle on that soap. {20474}{20525}And get that guy to shit on that doorstep. {20526}{20581}That is mission critical. {20582}{20612}Hey, Jack, would you mind {20613}{20669}if we switched our appointment|next week to 5:00... {20670}{20752}5:00 is when I start drinking usually, but... {20753}{20821}All right, then, forget about it. {20822}{20849}You think I'm a sex addict? {20850}{20897}No, I think you might be an alcoholic. {20898}{20941}Now, I'm a functioning alcoholic. {20942}{20974}Yeah, we've talked about this, Jack. {20975}{21027}That's a very misleading term. {21028}{21095}In my day, I balled|a lot of chicks, you know. {21096}{21125}The stories are true. {21126}{21165}Yeah, I know,|you've been sexually active, yes. {21166}{21210}Damn right I was active. {21211}{21280}Wow, it was amazing. {21281}{21352}Then I got married ten years ago. {21353}{21394}Promised to give all that up, you know. {21395}{21474}Hung up my spurs.|Put the pony in the paddock. {21475}{21569}Yeah, you might also put it|that you made a commitment. {21570}{21633}Yeah. I did. {21634}{21681}No more chasing strange, {21682}{21735}no more French wrestling. {21736}{21798}Do you love your wife? {21799}{21872}God, I love Susan.|She's amazing. {21873}{21921}She's fucking incredible. {21922}{21965}Make's me harder than Chinese algebra. {21966}{22050}I love my wife.|You ...
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