{1778}{1811}Police!|Hands up! {1813}{1853}Get on the ground now. {1914}{1944}Hold it|right there. {1946}{2008}Albany PD.|You're under arrest. {2010}{2064}I think there's|been a mistake. {2066}{2101}There has been|a mistake, {2102}{2162}Donald Strachey,|private investigator, {2164}{2208}and you've|just made it. {6706}{6749}What is it? {6825}{6859}They're back. {6861}{6891}What are you doing? {6893}{6955}That is Carl Deems' kid. {6957}{7008}I'm gonna scare|the living shit out of him. {7010}{7032}Dorothy, wait. No. {7034}{7061}Dorothy, d...|What are you doing? {7062}{7101}Dorothy, don't go down...|Dor... {7102}{7152}Wait. For God's sake. {7251}{7274}Come back. {7300}{7332}Stop. Don't do it. {7378}{7423}Joey Deems? {7452}{7475}Call the police. {7623}{7697}You better run,|you son of a bitch! {7699}{7746}You come back here,|I will kick your teeth {7747}{7797}so far down your throat,|you'll bite your asshole {7799}{7849}next time you take a shit! {7987}{8013}No. {8091}{8119}No. {8323}{8349}He ran away. {8423}{8472}Oh, my God. Shit. {8497}{8537}It's okay. {8539}{8585}It's gonna be okay.|We'll get him. {8586}{8620}It's never gonna stop. {8622}{8652}No.|It's never gonna stop. {8654}{8685}It's gonna stop. {8734}{8783}It's gonna stop. {8914}{8946}All right, Strachey. {8948}{9001}Let's go over this|one more time. {9003}{9033}Who hired you? {9034}{9097}Shall I try this in Russian,|or Swahili, maybe? {9098}{9164}Because English for the last|six hours hasn't worked. {9166}{9188}Your husband. {9190}{9221}I'm not married. {9222}{9250}Shocking. {9277}{9315}You really don't|want to mess with me. {9317}{9345}You may have just blown {9347}{9393}an eight-month|undercover investigation. {9418}{9466}Okay. A guy shows up|in my office. {9468}{9497}He tells me|he's married to you {9498}{9537}and wants me to follow you|because he's afraid {9538}{9562}that you're having|an affair. {9563}{9608}And how were you|supposed to contact him? {9610}{9646}- Said he'd call me.|- What about the retainer? {9648}{9678}Cash. {9680}{9727}And you didn't think|that was a little suspicious? {9754}{9801}Well, I never argue|with cash. {9830}{9855}Morning, Strachey. {9857}{9893}You're looking|lovely as usual. {9895}{9964}Well, it's a nice hotel,|but the room service is lousy. {9966}{10036}You know, you'd make my life|a hell of a lot easier {10038}{10097}if you decided to move|someplace far, far away. {10099}{10141}Come on, Bailey, you'd miss|these special moments {10143}{10169}between us,|wouldn't you? {10170}{10231}All right, ladies,|enough with the banter. {10233}{10282}Here's what|you're gonna do. {10284}{10340}The second your client|contacts you, {10342}{10388}you're gonna get in touch|with Bailey here. {10390}{10432}I want to know|who this guy is. {10468}{10494}Well, me, too. {10496}{10536}I don't like|to be lied to. {10538}{10574}Oh, yeah, well,|you're gonna like it a lot less {10576}{10626}if you screw|my investigation. {10628}{10659}You know where|to find me. {10739}{10763}She's a peach. {10765}{10811}Ah, she's new.|You get used to her. {10813}{10861}So, uh, how'd you get|involved in all this? {10862}{10889}I don't know. {10891}{10931}But I intend|to find out. {11028}{11083}Yeah. I'm sorry, honey. {11085}{11114}It's just I didn't|want to wake you, {11116}{11154}so I figured I'd come|straight to the office. {11156}{11190}Well, I forgive you. {11192}{11241}As long as you're not late|for the school board meeting. {11242}{11297}School board meeting? {11299}{11331}Tell me you|didn't forget. {11333}{11381}Andrew McWhirter|asked us {11382}{11406}to come show|some support {11407}{11430}for that librarian. {11432}{11461}Andrew... {11486}{11513}Andrew. {11514}{11550}From college? {11551}{11596}"First-time" Andrew. {11598}{11621}The one who moved|to California {11623}{11649}when you dumped him. {11651}{11701}I didn't dump him.|We just... {11702}{11744}We just... lost touch. {11746}{11793}Anyway, he's been|visiting friends up here, {11795}{11829}and I promised we'd|come to the meeting. {11830}{11878}And besides, he really|wants to meet you. {11879}{11907}Oh, you know, I... I... {11909}{11952}I want to meet him.|I just... {11954}{11985}You know, I just|got a new case. {11987}{12034}I'm so busy. {12072}{12125}Honey? Hello? {12182}{12233}You are an evil,|manipulative man. {12235}{12278}I love you, too. {12280}{12309}So I'll pick you|up at 3? {12310}{12333}Fine. {12530}{12553}You're late. {12554}{12581}For what? {12582}{12633}For the staff meeting. {12634}{12682}I hope I didn't|hold everybody up. {12742}{12800}First order|of business. {12802}{12865}I checked with the state|on getting my P.I. license. {12866}{12915}So far, I'm five months|into my required year {12917}{12948}of associative|investigator experience. {12950}{12993}Who says you're|an associate investigator? {13018}{13047}You promoted me. {13049}{13077}Gave me|a little raise, too. {13078}{13125}Well, aren't I|a good boss. {13126}{13217}But I still need 30 hours|of field experience to qualify. {13219}{13284}Well, I need the files filed|and the phones answered, {13286}{13314}so... {13316}{13345}Right. {13346}{13377}'Cause we're simply|flooded with phone calls {13378}{13415}for new cases. {13417}{13477}You run the information on that guy|who hired us to follow the cop? {13479}{13559}His name, address,|and phone number are all phony. {13561}{13604}How is he gonna|get my report? {13629}{13667}E-mail address? {13669}{13711}He left|his e-mail address? {13713}{13796}Hello. 21st century|calling Don Strachey. {13798}{13831}All right.|This is good. {13833}{13877}Then send him a message.|See if we can draw him out. {13878}{13911}And what if|he doesn't respond? {13913}{13953}He can't hide forever. {14175}{14251}Oh, you take me|to all the nicest places. {14253}{14298}One more complaint,|I swear I'll slap you. {14300}{14336}Oh, that sounds|much more promising. {14338}{14374}We're just here|to show our support. {14376}{14415}Look, the other side's|out in full force. {14417}{14456}I wonder if they have|an open bar at these things. {14458}{14497}Donald! {14498}{14553}And I have been|a guidance counselor {14554}{14608}in this school|for over 30 years, {14610}{14651}and I know|when a student {14653}{14691}is in crisis. {14693}{14784}This woman is promoting|homosexuality in the school. {14786}{14847}She gave my son the number|for some gay recruiting place {14849}{14877}and told him to call. {14878}{14921}I gave him the number|for the Trevor Project, {14922}{14980}which is a suicide|prevention hotline {14982}{15021}for gay and|questioning youths! {15023}{15066}In Haesemeyer|that's a decision {15068}{15093}for the parent|to make, {15094}{15123}not some lesbian. {15125}{15169}- Please, can we...|- I've had this conversation {15170}{15193}with this family {15194}{15261}twice about my concerns|about Derek. {15263}{15317}And we told you to mind your own|damn business, didn't we? {15319}{15378}And it is my business.|I'm his guidance counselor. {15379}{15418}I'll tell you, a little popcorn|and some Jujubes, {15420}{15467}I could really start|enjoying myself. {15469}{15511}This is serious. {15513}{15575}Andrew said they've been looking|for any excuse at all {15577}{15641}to... to fire her after|she came out publicly {15643}{15696}a couple of years ago.|What's the matter with you? {15698}{15728}All right. {15730}{15779}Which one is he? {15781}{15804}Where's the ex? {15836}{15866}I don't know if I'd|even recognize him now. {15868}{15891}He's probably... {15917}{15975}bald and... and chubby. {15977}{16028}Hey, just calm down, okay? {16030}{16066}- What, are you one of them, too?|- Not bald. {16068}{16109}- Yeah, I'm one of them.|- Figures. {16158}{16227}We understand this|is a difficult issue, {16229}{16284}and we'll be taking the matter|under consideration. {16318}{16347}Until then, {16349}{16382}we'll be placing|Miss Fisher {16383}{16425}- on paid leave.|- No way. {16426}{16456}What? {16458}{16489}This meeting is adjourned. {16582}{16609}I need a drink. {16610}{16637}They can't do that. {16638}{16701}This... This is|discrimination, isn't it? {16702}{16750}Yeah, they can, at least|until the investigation's over. {16752}{16795}Andrew. {16820}{16864}Tim. Hey. {16866}{16905}- Hey. Nice to see you.|- Hey. {16907}{16954}- This must be Don Strachey.|- Hehe, must be. {16955}{16980}It's great to meet you. {16982}{17021}I've heard|so much about you. {17023}{17094}The lucky guy who made|an honest man out of Tim Callahan. {17095}{17130}Oh, I'd like to think|it took a little bit of skill. {17206}{17258}So, uh, this|is all horrible. {17260}{17284}If it's|any consolation, {17286}{17325}this...|this is just wrong. {17327}{17364}Yeah, don't worry.|We've not yet begun to fight. {17366}{17442}Andrew, I'm getting|awfully thirsty. {17444}{17485}Dorothy, Edith,|this is Tim Callahan {17487}{17529}and his partner|Don Strachey. {17530}{17574}- Pleasure.|- Hi, Don. Good to meet you. {17576}{17612}- Nice to meet you.|- Pleasure. {17614}{17656}I wish it was under slightly|more pleasant circumstances. {17658}{17687}Yeah. {17689}{17737}I don't suppose|we're going to be particularly {17738}{17769}delightful company|this evening, {17771}{17809}but if you'd like|to come back to the house {17810}{17834}with Andrew|for a drink... {17836}{17864}Or ten. {17866}{17912}I plan on having ten. {17914}{17937}You guys game? {17939}{17969}- Well...|- Yes. {18238}{18287}I like what you've|done with the place. {18289}{18332}It's sort of|urban chic. {18368}{18410}Kind of a smart aleck,|aren't you? {18412}{18448}A little bit. {18494}{18537}Some of my best friends|are smart alecks. {18539}{18581}Then we'll get along. {186...
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