Akon - I just had sex feat. Lonely Island.odt

Akon - I just had sex feat. Lonely Island

Sometimes (ohhhh)
Something beautiful happens
in this world (Akon...)
You don't know how
to express yourself so...
(and Lonely Island)

You just gotta sing...

I just had sex
And it felt so good!
(That's so good)
A woman let me put
my penis inside of her!

I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have - it felt great!
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis.
A girl let me do it -
It literally just happened.
Havin' sex can make
A nice man out the meanest!
Never guess where
I just came from -
I had sex!
If I had to describe
the feeling -
It was the best!
When I had the sex,
Man my penis felt great!
And I called my parents
Right after I was done.

Oh hey, didn't see
You there - guess
What I just did!
Had sex, undressed -
Saw her boobies
And the rest.
Was sure nive of her
To let you do that thing.
Nice of any girl ever -
Now sing!

I just had sex
And it felt so good!
(That's so good)
A woman let me put
my penis inside of her!

I wanna tell the world!

To be honest
I'm surprised she even
Wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense -
But man, screw it!
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing.
She could be my wife -
That good?
The best 30 seconds
Of my life! (My life!)
I'm so humbled by
A girl's ability to
Let me do her.
'Cuz honestly I'd have
Sex with a pile of manure.
With that in mind,
The soft, nice
Smellin' girl's better.
'Cuz she let me wear
My chain and my turtle
Neck sweater.

So this one's dedicated
To them girls
That let us flop
around on top of them!
If you're near or far,
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you
All for lettin'
Us fuck you!

She kept lookin' at her watch -
(Doesn't matter, have sex!)
But I cried the whole time -
(Doesn't matter, have sex!)
I think she might've been a racist -
(Doesn't matter, have sex!)
She put a bag on my head -
(Still counts!)

I just had sex
And my dreams came true!
(Dreams came true!)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're
Qualified to sing with me!

I just had sex
(Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good!
(We all had sex!)
A woman let me put
my penis inside of her,
(I wanna tell the whole world!)

I just had sex
And I'll never go back
(Never go back!)
To the not-having-sex
days of the past.
(Great)