{1}{72}movie info: MP43 512x384 23.976fps 701.1 MB|/SubEdit b.4060 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {2822}{2896}You must do your best tonight,|be on your toes, men. {2906}{2977}There's an honored guest tonight.|He's one of those men, {2987}{3051}who are being feted|by the smart-set. {3061}{3130}We'll see|that he gets what he deserves. {3140}{3211}Treat him as they do a king,|in manner royal. {3221}{3291}Like a subject to a king,|you must be loyal. {3302}{3370}On this|you must have your hearts set. {3380}{3435}We'll do nothing to get on his nerves. {3446}{3521}Again I mention:|Be on your toes, men. {3531}{3590}He craves attention,|he's one of those men. {3600}{3696}We will give him|just what he deserves. {3953}{4002}Oh, Hives...|- Yes, Mrs. Rittenhouse? {4012}{4086}I'd like to reassign the rooms.|- Very good, madam. {4096}{4153}Mr. Chandler|should have the Blue suite. {4163}{4258}Captain Spaulding, as guest of honor,|gets the Green duplex with 2 baths. {4269}{4393}Two? - Yes. I think the Captain|would like 2 baths, don't you? {4403}{4508}If he's just returned from Africa,|he may need 2 baths. {4518}{4574}Mr. Roscoe W. Chandler. {4615}{4684}Mrs. Rittenhouse! Well, I... {4709}{4746}Mr. Chandler! {4771}{4872}So nice to see you.|- The famous Beaugard, as promised. {4882}{4985}How can I ever express my gratitude?|- Oh, 'tis nothing. {4995}{5122}Nothing? You return from Europe|with a masterpiece worth $100,000, {5132}{5179}and instead of displaying it yourself, {5190}{5269}you let me unveil it|at my party for Captain Spaulding. {5280}{5363}You call that nothing?|- Mrs. Rittenhouse, I... {5373}{5487}Please remove it to where it will be|exhibited. - Very good, sir. {5497}{5551}And very careful, please. {5562}{5702}You think that is something?|I would do much more for you. {5712}{5816}You are a very beautiful woman.|- No, no, Mr. Chandler. {5826}{5892}Well, maybe I'm wrong.|- What? {5952}{6065}Please do not go. I love you.|- I know. Mr. Chandler, now look... {6076}{6171}Hello, Mother. Playing house? {6182}{6252}Well, if you'll pardon me. {6262}{6398}Have you seen Johnny Parker?|- Forget him. Think more of our guest. {6408}{6486}Your problem is you don't take|these social affairs seriously. {6496}{6564}What would you suggest, Mom? Suicide? {6574}{6622}I would suggest... {6632}{6723}That must be him.|- Captain Spaulding has arrived. {6733}{6796}What a pleasure! I'm so glad. {6806}{6866}Friends,|Captain Spaulding has arrived. {6876}{6953}At last we are to meet him,|the famous Captain Spaulding. {6963}{7037}From climates hot and scalding,|the Captain has arrived. {7047}{7122}Most heartily we'll greet him,|with plain and fancy cheering, {7133}{7206}until he's hard of hearing.|The Captain has arrived. {7216}{7315}The Captain has arrived. {7434}{7561}Mr. Horatio W. Jamison,|Field Secretary of Captain Spaulding. {7765}{7901}The Captain insists on these|conditions under which he camps here. {7911}{7983}In one thing he is very strict.|He wants his women young and picked. {7994}{8062}As for men,|he won't have any tramps here. {8073}{8212}As for men,|he won't have any tramps here. {8226}{8299}The men must all be very old,|the women warm, the champagne cold. {8309}{8378}It's under these conditions|that he camps here. {8388}{8463}I'm announcing|Captain Geoffrey Spaulding. {8473}{8555}He's announcing|Captain Geoffrey Spaulding. {8565}{8743}Oh dear. He is coming.|At last he's here. {9316}{9360}Well, what do I owe you? {9436}{9499}From Africa to here, $1.85?|Outrageous! {9509}{9621}I told you not to take me|through Australia. That's criminal. {9631}{9710}Turn around.|I want to see your license plates. {9720}{9767}I'll attend to you later. {9779}{9866}You're one of the most beautiful|women I've seen. Doesn't say much. {9877}{9942}Captain, Rittenhouse Manor|is entirely at your disposal. {9952}{10049}I'm grateful for this magnificent|washout, ah, turnout. {10059}{10165}Vow I'd like to say a few words.|Hello, I must be going. {10175}{10237}I cannot stay.|I came to say I must be going. {10247}{10345}I'm glad I came,|but just the same, I must be going. {10355}{10394}But you must stay. {10404}{10506}If you should go away, you'll spoil|this party I am throwing. {10516}{10617}I'll stay a week or two,|I'll stay the summer through, {10627}{10684}but I am telling you, {10695}{10782}I must be going. {10793}{10872}Before you go,|will you oblige us {10882}{10968}and tell us of|your deeds so glowing? {10978}{11067}I'll do anything you say. In fact|I'll even stay. - Good. {11077}{11187}But I must be going. {11264}{11349}There's something I would like to say|that he's too modest to relay. {11359}{11435}The Captain is a moral man.|Sometimes he finds it trying. {11445}{11573}This I emphasize with stress. I never|drink unless... somebody's buying. {11583}{11638}The Captain is a very moral man. {11649}{11730}If he hears anything obscene,|he'll naturally repel it. {11741}{11891}I hate a dirty joke, unless it's told|by someone who knows how to tell it. {11901}{11967}The Captain is a very moral man. {11977}{12043}Hooray for Captain Spaulding,|the African explorer. {12053}{12109}Did someone call me Shnorrer? {12205}{12271}He went into the jungle,|where the monkeys throw nuts. {12281}{12366}If I stay here, I'll go nuts. {12434}{12503}He puts all his reliance|in courage and defiance {12513}{12577}and risks his life for science. {12587}{12703}He is the only white man|to cover every acre. {13010}{13078}He puts all his reliance|in courage and defiance {13088}{13156}and risks his life for science. {13166}{13236}Hooray for Captain Spaulding,|the African explorer. {13246}{13316}He put his name on dying fame|and that is why we say: {13326}{13451}Hooray, hooray, hooray. {13468}{13554}My friends, I'm highly gratified|of this display of effusion. {13564}{13595}And I want you to know... {13857}{13966}My friends, I'm highly gratified|of this display of effusion... {14244}{14347}My friends, I'm highly gratified|of this display of effusion. {14357}{14449}Hooray for Captain Spaulding...|Well, somebody's got to do it. {14460}{14566}It is indeed a great honor|to welcome you to my poor home. {14576}{14622}Oh, it isn't so bad. {14632}{14749}Wait. You're right, it's one of the|frowziest joints I've ever seen. {14759}{14833}The wallpaper!|You're letting this place run down. {14843}{14933}You're not getting the class of people|you need. These people look like you. {14943}{15007}Let's put up a sign,|"Under new management". {15017}{15076}We set up a 75-cent meal|that knocks their eyes out. {15086}{15153}Then we can charge|whatever we want. Sign here {15171}{15235}and give me a check for $1,500. {15245}{15335}This insurance policy provides for|your little one and your old age, {15345}{15417}which will be here in a few weeks. {15427}{15510}I feel that the time has come,|the walrus said... {15521}{15618}You stand before me as one|of the bravest men of all times. {15628}{15663}Alright, I'll do that. {15673}{15763}In the dark forests of Africa,|you dared all dangers. {15773}{15824}You mind if I don't smoke? {15834}{15892}Fearlessly|you have blazed new trails, {15902}{15981}scoffed at the lions' roar|and the cannibals' tom-toms. {15991}{16029}Says you. {16039}{16129}Never once in all those months|did your footsteps falter. {16139}{16239}Cowardice is unknown to you.|Fear is not in you. {16258}{16317}Pardon me, a caterpillar, Captain. {16393}{16452}The caterpillar|must have frightened him. Oh dear. {16462}{16543}Don't just stand there,|get the whiskey. {16565}{16669}Where's the whiskey? - In my little|black bag, in the right-hand corner. {16810}{16880}Signor Emanuel Ravelli. {17124}{17206}How are you? Where's the dining room?|- This is a surprise. {17216}{17315}I used to know an Emanuel Ravelli|who looked exactly like you. {17325}{17411}I am Emanuel Ravelli.|- You're Emanuel Ravelli? {17421}{17512}No wonder you look like him.|But there is a resemblance. {17542}{17642}And he thinks I look alike.|- If so, it's a tough break for you. {17652}{17721}You are one of the musicians?|Aren't you due tomorrow? {17731}{17767}Tomorrow's too quick. {17787}{17896}Lucky they didn't come yesterday.|- We charge for yesterday, too. {17906}{17969}What do you get an hour? {17979}{18071}For playing, we get $10 an hour.|- And for not playing? {18082}{18160}$12 an hour.|- Clip me off a piece of that. {18170}{18260}For rehearsing, we make special rate.|That's $15 an hour. {18271}{18331}For rehearsing?|And for not rehearsing? {18341}{18398}You couldn't afford it. {18408}{18474}If we don't rehearse, we don't play. {18484}{18561}And if we don't play,|that runs into money. {18571}{18695}How much for running into an open|manhole? - Just a cover charge. {18720}{18800}Well, drop in some time.|- Sewer. {18810}{18905}Well, we cleaned that up pretty well.|- Let's see how we stand. {18915}{18949}Flat-footed. {18959}{19076}Yesterday we didn't come.|You remember? That's $300. {19087}{19146}Yesterday you didn't come.|That's $300? {19157}{19196}Oh, that's reasonable. {19207}{19291}Today we did come...|- You owe us 100. {19301}{19356}I bet I'm gonna lose on the deal. {19366}{19436}Tomorrow we leave. That's worth...|- A million dollars. {19446}{19535}Yeah, that's alright for me,|but I got a partner. {19553}{19601}The Professor. {20081}{20149}The gates swung open|and a Fig Newton entered. {20159}{20198}How do you do? {20223}{20258}Goodness. {20584}{20642}You haven't got chocolate, have you? {20701}{20793}He's got everything. - Hives,|take the Professor's hat and coat. {20803}{20854}And send for the fumigators. {20999}{21075}Don't you see that there are ladies|present? Put that hat down. {21085}{21167}What are you doing?|Get out of here. Go on. {22792}{22842}A little more to the right. {22883}{22929}That's better. {23125}{23236}See that the drape is well-hung.|The mist...
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