{1}{72}movie info: XVID 640x272 23.976fps 697.4 MB|/SubEdit b.4066 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {800}{949}The only wonder of the world|seen from outer space... {964}{1049}...is the Great Wall of China. {1067}{1216}The sole purpose of building the wall|was to protect the land. {2786}{2853}The enemy kept coming. {2952}{3013}He fought on bravely. {3084}{3177}The greatest warrior of China: {3192}{3259}Liu Sheng. {3349}{3429}Today the wall is for tourists. {3433}{3549}The spirit of warriors|lies frozen in statues. {3650}{3735}But the enemy returns. {3755}{3797}Hojo. {4410}{4509}The evil Hojo has the village Zhange|in his grip. {4532}{4629}He knows riches worth millions|are hidden here. {4633}{4713}He sells their treasures to foreigners. {4955}{5090}Sure. I ' II talk to Dad about the shipment. {5147}{5218}You Iazy dog. {5619}{5690}Go. Or your son dies! {6328}{6477}Hojo 's treacherous games|brought ruin to the villagers... {6536}{6589}...and death too. {6638}{6694}They were helpless. {7011}{7113}In times of trouble,|even the blind look to God. {7118}{7217}But help only comes|to the drowning man... {7222}{7303}...if he reaches out for it. {7321}{7465}The villagers sought a guiding light|to brighten their dark days. {8486}{8613}The key to their survival lay in their past. {8630}{8741}Their centuries-old protector|had returned. {8754}{8882}He was born again: Liu Sheng. {8886}{8978}Born in another form and country... {8982}{9087}... their protector awaits them. {9886}{9941}You smile?. {9953}{10009}You ' re done for. {10092}{10190}Where to?. You ' re Iunch. {10557}{10645}I spent 1 00 rupees on five Iottery tickets. {10649}{10719}Only one. Let me win. {10723}{10885}Can't you help me?.|You do nothing all day! {13638}{13716}Oh, God.|My winning Iottery ticket is burning. {13755}{13796}Keep it then! {14056}{14102}You insult me. {14106}{14209}You tell people they were royalty|in a previous Iifetime. {14214}{14238}And me?. A mosquito?. {14251}{14334}Shut up. You burping toad.|Do you know who I am?. {14369}{14462}Chopstick.|The only Fung Shastra master in the world. {14466}{14593}Get it?.|A Master of Feng Shui and Vastu Shastra. {14597}{14669}I get it. Indian noodles. Chinese curry. {14685}{14729}Po�� tutaj. {14734}{14818}Jestem jedynym g�upcem,|kt�ry pracuje jak pies. {14822}{14869}Zamknij si�. {14933}{14997}Tutaj. Widzisz ten magiczny amulet? {15014}{15057}Przyniesie ci szcz�cie. {15062}{15124}Ma pot�n� moc Fung Shastra. {15137}{15237}Tylko dla ciebie.|Ile masz w kieszeni? {15265}{15316}Ile masz? {15340}{15384}Musz� sprawdzi�. {15466}{15490}Tylko 2 note. {15535}{15612}- Cholera. Daj mi to.|- Czy b�d� szcz�liwy? {15621}{15684}G�upi! Tylko to za��. {15734}{15794}B�dziesz lata� jak kr�l. {16092}{16216}Dada, if I were a big shot,|you'd have no food on your menu. {16220}{16320}Dzi�ki tobie,|moja restauracja przetrwa. Prawda? {16324}{16421}Inaczej �ebra�by� przed meczetem. {16426}{16542}Wiem o wszystkim. Gdybym nosi� amulet,|by�bym bardzo bogaty. {16579}{16707}Sidhu, jeste� zbyt naiwny.|Nie wchod� w plany oszustwa. {16711}{16779}Przeznaczenie nie jest w twojej d�oni. {16783}{16810}Pracuj ci�ko. {16830}{16916}Przez ci�k� prac� tylko si� poci.|Nie ma pieni�dzy. {16920}{16990}Potrzebuj� pieni�dzy,|a do pieni�dzy potrzebne mi szcz�cie. {16994}{17040}A do szcz�cia potrzebna ci ci�ka praca. {17044}{17172}Nie wy�ywaj si� na innych. Taki nasz los,|�e musimy codziennie pracowa�, �eby przetrwa�. {17176}{17256}Nie wymy�laj bezwarto�ciowych plan�w.|Cuda sie nie spe�niaj�. {17278}{17370}Jak ma si� spe�ni� cud,|je�li nie mam amuletu. {17608}{17739}Cud! Ganeshji pojawi� si� w ziemniaku. {17836}{17937}Niech �yje Lord Ganesh! {17944}{18015}Syn Bogini Parvati i Lord Shiva. {18455}{18536}The charity box is there. {18659}{18780}It's not Sidhu's. It's Chopstick's cash box.|Long Iive bank notes. {18784}{18899}Powiesz nam dlaczego Lord Ganesh|pojawi� si� w ziemniaku? {18903}{19004}Tajemnicze s� drogi Boga.|Pay your respects and move on. {19008}{19070}Czterysta dziesi��, 420 rupii. {19114}{19186}Pay protection money. Out with it. {19536}{19597}Don't pull his hand away|or he'II rip my cheek. {19702}{19747}Spokojnie. {19874}{19964}Cool air, please. {20686}{20741}Dada. {20765}{20856}Wiedzia�em, �e Lord Ganesh|przy�le ci� w sam� por�. {20899}{20955}Niech �yje Lord Ganesh. {21543}{21608}Nie, Dada. {21709}{21817}Powoli. Nie mo�esz zrobi�|omeletu bez jajek. {22020}{22058}Przyprowad� tu pann� m�od�. {22170}{22243}Znowu si� tu pojawi�. Idiota. {22250}{22290}Nie oszcz�dza� go.|Bi� go. {22330}{22364}Bi� go. {22395}{22448}Jestem panem m�odym.|Dlaczego mnie bijecie? {22449}{22478}Dzi� jest m�j �lub. {22479}{22513}Rujnujecie mnie. {22623}{22672}Dada. {22718}{22777}Zapami�taj jedn� rzecz, Dada. {22782}{22928}Nie znajdziesz lepszego siekacza warzyw ni� ja.|Nawet je�li przeszukasz ca�e Chandni Chowk. {22929}{23034}Jestem najlepszy Mughlai...|Gdzie on poszed�? {23258}{23283}Chi�czycy? {23374}{23398}On te�...|Chi�czk? {23746}{23825}On musi wiedzie�, �e jest odrodzonym Liu Sheng. {23829}{23899}Powiedz mu, �e jest wojownikiem Liu Sheng. {23953}{24029}On musi zniszczy� Hojo. Zniszczy� Hojo! {24033}{24143}Tylko Liu Sheng mo�e go zabi�. {24181}{24286}Hojo przej�� kontrol� nad nasz� wiosk�. {24290}{24345}Podci�� jednemu gard�o. {24461}{24585}Wko�cu ci� znale�li�my. {24613}{24721}Musisz zniszczy� Hojo. {24869}{24982}Jak im to powiedzie�?|Oni my�l�, �e wyka�aczka to strza�a. {25029}{25177}Co ty robisz? Masz szanse|zarobi� na zagranicznych. I odmawiasz. {25213}{25354}Je�li powiesz Sidhu �e ci Chi�czycy zabior� go,|�eby walczy� z niebezpiecznym cz�owiekiem. Nigdy z nimi nie p�jdzie. {25366}{25460}Nie k�am, Chopstick. Powiedz prawd�,|przynajmnie on prze�yj�. {25464}{25542}Je�li dasz mu te szans�,|b�dzie bardzo wdzi�czny. {25546}{25621}A je�li Hojo wypije jego krew? {25625}{25770}Your Chinese ancestors are calling you.|Go to China with him. And get rich. {25774}{25810}Nie. {25814}{25851}Nie s�uchaj go.|To dupa. {25855}{25885}Pod��aj �cie�k� prawdy. {25889}{25968}Prawdy?|Prawda ci� zabij�. {25972}{26003}Czemu patrzysz w lewo i prawo? {26064}{26136}I co m�wili o Sindhi?|Co to "Dado Hojo"? {26162}{26284}Je�li powiesz, �e "Doado Hojo" znaczy "Zabi� Hojo".|Ca�y plan legnie w gruzach. {26285}{26314}Sk�am. {26315}{26446}Dado Hojo znaczy, �e jeste� sexy. {26472}{26553}Wy te� jeste�cie sexy.|Bardzo sexy. {26582}{26670}Oni m�wili chyba co� jeszcze.|O czym? {26703}{26773}M�wili, �e otrzyma�e� b�ogos�awie�stwo od Ganeshji. {26777}{26864}Ten Ganeshji zdecydowa�,|�e nie pasujesz do tego wszystkiego. {26868}{26989}Nie by�e� �adn� ryb�, much� czy pch��|w poprzednich wcieleniach. {26993}{27088}By�e� dzielnym kr�lem Chin w poprzednim wcieleniu. {27092}{27165}- Liu Sheng.|- Liu Sheng. {27664}{27710}Dado Hojo. {27714}{27875}Nadchodze Chandni Chowk do Chin! {27922}{27967}Witam, ch�opcy. {28011}{28121}She has the curves|She has heart {28196}{28235}A chance for romance {28239}{28310}Come, baby, let's dance {28314}{28394}But Baby can 't dance {28466}{28540}The new baby in the town|Dreams of dating the DJ {28574}{28610}But Baby can 't dance {28659}{28762}But Baby can 't dance|But Baby can 't dance {28766}{28830}I will never dance well. {28834}{28901}I don't want to Iive anymore.|Give me poison. {28908}{28940}Don 't despair. {28954}{29041}You don 't need poison.|You need Dance Master G9. {29045}{29082}Dance Master G9? {29086}{29135}Yes! Dance Master G9. {29142}{29185}A new Chinese gadget. {29191}{29267}Tie it to your ankles.|Press a button and dance. {29291}{29389}Bhangra to Beyonce. Dance! {29462}{29527}Keep your husbands from bar girls. {29532}{29569}Do the dancing yourself! {29575}{29615}Buy Dance Master G9. {29670}{29711}I am Miss TSM. {29715}{29791}Cool, sexy, confident, glam.|That's me. {29800}{29859}Thanks to Dance Master G9. {29872}{29983}You want to shine Iike me?|Order Dance Master G9. {30282}{30330}Mistrzu! {30334}{30406}B�d� mia� taka dziewczyn� jak ona w Chinach? {30413}{30526}Musisz czeka� w kolejce po vise.|Nie wa�ne czy jeste� Miss TSM czy kim� innym. {30530}{30670}Powiedz swoj� historyjk� tym tutaj.|Mo�e kt�ry� z nich ci pomo�e. {30674}{30737}Nast�pny. Przechod�, sir. {30741}{30769}- Przepraszam.|- Przepraszam. {30773}{30817}Przepraszam. {30843}{30933}Ma pani �eton?|Prosz� przej��. {30937}{31022}Niech �yje Lord Ganesh. {31026}{31129}Syn Bogini Parvati i Lord Shiva. {31162}{31229}O dear Iord, master of all. {31273}{31441}You have answered my prayers.|AII I need now is Miss TSM. {31458}{31580}My forehead has become dented from|bowing at Shiva's temple. {31618}{31719}Zapu�ci�em nawet warkoczyka Lordzie. {31723}{31837}Prosz� wys�uchaj mnie. {31907}{31957}Prosz�, Lord Ganesh. {32214}{32309}O m�j Bo�e!|I didn't order a dish but here it is. {32317}{32443}A woman as Iovely as cake|can only be a gift from Lord Ganesh. {32447}{32564}You are no ordinary dish!|Lord Ganesh seasoned you himself. {32568}{32640}Teraz m�j numer, zaraz wracam. {33349}{33392}Rascal. {33507}{33568}What's happening to me?. {33646}{33730}A fellow is dancing Iike a Ioony,|I'II just check, sir. {33942}{33997}The token will be mine.|Thanks to Dance Master G9. {34001}{34103}Give me back my token! Wicked girl. {34130}{34155}You bad girl! {34174}{34219}A bomb! {34268}{34321}Miss TSM! {34438}{34468}Sidhu! {34555}{34642}I'II give you a tight slap.|Off to China! If you please. {34646}{34671}Okay. I won't go. {34675}{34838}I'm furious. Take your bags inside! {34842}{34890}No one can stop a hurricane. {34931}{35027}Not by cursing or kicking.|Let him go to China. {35032}{35174}You crook! My shoe will Iand on|your head and knock sense into you. {35210}{35317}Move it. You always trust the wrong people.|You will never change. {35322}{35365}Let me go to China|and fulfill my dream. {35370}{35441}Stop dreaming! You'II wake up|and find you have noth...
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