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Daddy Boy
Daddy Boy
Stories
Stories
Enough of the moon,
Enough of the moon,
you want to show me
you want to show me
what you’re packing,
what you’re packing,
boy?
boy?
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Handjobs January 2011
Letters
4
When Jess Said “Yes” to Me
7
by Rolando Mérida
Thank You, HJ by Christian
14
As Big as My Dad by Joseph
18
Joey’s Grandpa by Evan Dermott
22
A Wedding to Do
28
Moon Howl
32
Two for One Special
38
What’s That Racket
40
Handjobs Anthology 24
44
The Last Gays of Pompeii
46
by Valentine
Ride’n the Zipper by Alan Winkler
65
Personal Ads
74
Handjobs Order Form
81
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Letters
Dear Handjobs : Keep up the good work. Gary, IN
Dear Handjobs : Keep up the great work. I love it. Earl, GA
Dear Handjobs : I’ve never written you guys before, which I should
have, ’cause y’all do a kick-ass mag! Only been a subscriber a little
over a year, but I’ve been buying copies of Handjobs, when I could
get ’em, since the late ’90’s. This latest October 2010 issue is just a
sperm fueled rocket off the launch pad! G’DAMN!
Story-wise, there wasn’t a weak link in the chain, throughout! Of
course, I’m partial to the illustrated tales, being an artist myself, so
Valentine’s Last Days Of Pompeii , Rolando Mérida’s Family
Doctor , and Roscoe’s The Calling had my cock stiff and waggin’
back ’n forth like a fuckin’ metronome! And Zero G illustrated by
Michael Mitchell – SUPERB! His work so F-ing blew me away and
set me OFF, if ya know what I mean, that I found him on Facebook
and happily got ‘friended’ by him! Of course, I know Valentine and
Roscoe from Facebook and Tom of Finland events, so it’s was no
surprise that their work got me hot ’n bothered, too!
But the best of all the bunch, the story that’s permanently imbedded
in my brain now is Alan Winkler’s A Bargain At Twice The Price .
OH, MY FUCKIN’ GAWD! “If we’re gonna fuck, let’s FUCK!” THAT
is the absolute BEST Line I’ve read in my 30+ years of reading gay porn
and masturbating! That line ALONE
was good for a cum blast almost hands
free! Hell, I want that line on either
a t-shirt or possibly my tombstone! I
read that fucker through three times
consecutively! Fell asleep that night and
dreamed the story, and later “If we’re
gonna fuck, let’s fuck!” ran through my
head like a porn mantra the rest of the
next day! There was nothing for it, but
to sit down and draw what I saw!
I’d like to show Mr. Winkler my
drawing, but I don’t see him on your
contributing artist list, and unlike with
Roscoe and Mitchell , he doesn’t
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appear to be on Facebook or any of the gay erotic networks I know.
Now, of course, I know you can’t release his address or e-mail, but
could you possibly forward this picture I did to him along with my
total and absolute admiration for his writing? I checked, and it turns
out he’s written other stories for you, which I found in back issues. The
guy’s a fuckin’ genius! Every time I reread Bargain and that fuckin’
hot cock hungry dad of his says that line, I hav’ta stop myself from
running out, buying a mobile home, putting it in my backyard and
hangin’ a sign on it saying “BARGAIN: Military Dads Rent Free!”
Thanks for your patience in reading my overheated rantings!
You’re producing a killer hot magazine, guys! Much success to y’all
and to Handjobs forever! C-Man, TX
Dear Handjobs : A pleasure to renew my subscription to Handjobs
for another year. You have the best magazine and customer service
in the business. Regards. Tom, NJ
Dear Handjobs : A letter of thanks for your treasured publications.
They all help my health mentally, physically and spiritually. The pack-
ages you send are a work of art in sleekness and strength. I perceive
them as a cubists form of phallus – handsome, well wrapped, and
generating anticipation in handling them. The manipulations expect
relief of mind and body. Strokefully, Thomas
Dear Handjobs : I am an avid Handjobs reader and I am just writing
to say I’d really like to see more Black dad/son comics in your maga-
zine, perhaps illustrated by Lord Iron or William Givens . I’m
sure caucasian dads aren’t the only ones teaching their boys a little
something. David
Dear Handjobs : Great book. More Josman . James
Dear Handjobs : The November 2010 issue of Handjobs with all
the cartoons is the worst ever. Family Doctor , Love Lessons , Last
Gays of Pompeii , Dad’s Bedtime Tales – all are just taking up
space best used for believable tales. Are you out of quality writers? I
am extremely disappointed with this fill-in-with-anything crap to fill
up pages. Shame on you. I’ve been subscribing since Handjobs started,
and this is the worst. I thought it was a story (written) magazine. You
have proven me wrong. Sorry this book has sunk so low. Pure cartoon
Letters 5
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