{1}{72}movie info: XVID 544x416 23.976fps 233.7 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {2188}{2225}There you are! {2227}{2270}You're just in time. {2272}{2369}I'm trying out a few recipes from|my new Betty Croaker Cookbook. {2384}{2437}I hope you like shish kebab. {2456}{2506}Damn! It isn't ready yet. {2508}{2550}Bob's still moving. {2635}{2682}Tonight's foul feast... {2684}{2747}will begin with mashed potatoes... {2748}{2815}then move on to some shrieking duck... {2816}{2888}and finish with a nice kill-basa. {2904}{2963}I call this tasty tidbit... {2968}{3012}"Mournin' Mess. " {4422}{4483}I brought you some fresh bed sheets. {4492}{4531}Evening edition. {4668}{4708}Shit, look at that. {4734}{4811}Oh, fuck the hooch, man.|I'm taking you to a hospital. {4812}{4860}- Come on.|- No. I hate fucking hospitals. {4884}{4952}I got too many good rounds left in me yet. {4960}{5059}Fuck it, Dancer. You're going down|for the count, and I'm calling for help. {5505}{5533}Bubba? {5550}{5586}That you, man? {5698}{5737}Who's out there? {5830}{5883}Listen here. I'm a former middleweight. {5894}{5931}Fucking doctor. {6050}{6079}Dancer? {6218}{6255}Shit! Dancer! {6412}{6450}Okay, I got you. I got you! {6573}{6635}What the hell is going on down there? {6637}{6684}I'm calling the police! {7312}{7355}Oh, shit. {7425}{7461}What's wrong? {7516}{7559}You got to leave now. {7582}{7658}I thought we were gonna|spend the day together. {7664}{7724}Well, that was Jack Daniel's talking. {7751}{7822}Dale Sweeney's telling you|to cop a broom. {7860}{7890}What? {8028}{8058}Oh, shit. {8108}{8163}You think you can just|chew women up at night... {8164}{8203}and spit them out in the morning! {8205}{8296}Baby, in my line of work,|you don't have time for long meals. {8298}{8347}Keep your paws off of me! {8353}{8392}You make me sick! {8410}{8450}You motherfucker! {8452}{8482}Fuck you! {8484}{8573}You should be living in a mobile home|'cause you have no class, you idiot! {8679}{8739}None ofthe problems|which plague our society... {8741}{8821}can be fully overcome without|the cooperation ofprivate enterprise. {8823}{8892}I and six of my fellow citizens|are here today... {8894}{8962}not simply|because we believe that statement... {8964}{9027}but also|because we share a common past. {9039}{9091}We were all once homeless... {9100}{9157}and are homeless no longer. {9183}{9241}We feel it is time to repay our city... {9243}{9327}for providing us with the opportunity|to help ourselves. {9335}{9385}Therefore, we ha ve banded together|to form... {9387}{9478}the Grateful Homeless Outcasts|and Unwanteds Layaway Society. {9496}{9563}The Grateful Homeless Society, for short. {9724}{9799}You're late again. I guess the great|Dale Sweeney really has lost his touch. {9800}{9863}I could lose my eyesight|and still run circles around you, Climsky. {9865}{9901}Who broke the insurance scandal|last month? {9903}{9942}Friends are starting to call me|Scoop Climsky. {9944}{9976}I didn't know your friends could read. {9979}{10039}Face it, Sweeney, your days|are numbered, and I'm on your ass. {10072}{10131}Stay on your own ass for a while, putz. {10242}{10287}So, after a lifetime ofpain... {10288}{10360}there will be an eternity of dignity. {10389}{10464}Now, in keeping with|my usual demure nature, I will... {10466}{10543}defer all questions|to our society's spokesperson... {10544}{10586}Ms. Jess Gilchrist. {10623}{10659}Excuse me. Ms. Gilchrist? {10661}{10689}Thank you, Mr. Copard. {10691}{10752}Shouldn't you be spending money|above the ground... {10754}{10791}instead of underneath it? {10792}{10829}We don't think so. {10831}{10879}Why throw money at the dead... {10880}{10943}when you could use it|to help the homeless who are living? {10945}{10975}That's a good point. {10976}{11024}The Grateful Homeless Society feels... {11025}{11079}that there are many|existing organizations... {11080}{11146}that currently provide aid to the living. {11148}{11211}Beacons in the night,|as Mr. Copard liked to- {11212}{11266}Would it be safe to say|that there aren't enough of these... {11268}{11329}beacons to keep you|from opening up this place? {11331}{11403}That is your interpretation|of the situation. Yes. {11404}{11464}How many members|does the society have, anyway? {11633}{11678}I only wish|you could be the first recipient... {11707}{11747}of the Grateful Homeless Society's|generosity. {11748}{11841}They cut my electricity.|My alarm did not go off. {11852}{11912}Well, maybe you should buy|an alcohol-powered generator. {11914}{11968}That way you could|urinate into it every morning and have... {11970}{12023}- enough electricity for the whole day.|- That's hilarious. {12025}{12055}Give me a break, Tillman. {12057}{12112}No, "break" isn't exactly the term,|Mr. Sweeney. {12114}{12150}Try severance. {12152}{12186}- Severance?|- Yes. {12188}{12244}I'm not gonna play|this crap game with you anymore. {12245}{12312}Will Sweeney show up,|or is he too busy getting his oil changed? {12314}{12373}Please, don't do this to me now. Please. {12376}{12444}All right.|How about five seconds from now? {12482}{12513}Elaine... {12515}{12553}I mean, come on. {12566}{12613}Time's up. You're fired. {12635}{12668}Okay. Fine. {12703}{12772}It's no skin off my nose.|I'll just go hit up The Herald. {12773}{12825}Great. You want a recommendation? {12827}{12907}I mean, it's a great chance|to cripple the competition. {13848}{13885}Nice place you got here. {13887}{13946}It makes the street look like|the fucking White House. {13948}{14010}Look, man. I got nothing to give you, man. {14012}{14068}You got fingers. You got a hand. {14085}{14122}What's the matter? {14124}{14189}Don't you recognize the homeless killer? {14220}{14245}Shit. {14247}{14311}I need you to use those fingers|and those hands of yours... {14313}{14353}to do a little ink-slinging for me. {14355}{14402}I need you to write an article. {14404}{14459}- What about?|- I ain't no killer. {14467}{14515}The only thing I am is hard up. {14517}{14576}If you're not the killer, then who is? {14577}{14672}If I told you what's going on|you'd think I had a kink in my Slinky. {14674}{14731}Tomorrow,|they're having their first planting... {14732}{14790}at the Grateful Homeless Cemetery. {14792}{14843}- Cemetery?|- Go there. {14855}{14898}Hang out till sunset. {14905}{14934}You'll see. {14936}{15004}Do it and I'll spill the rest|like a fucking floodgate. {15006}{15060}I'll even throw in a few names. {15062}{15103}- Names?|- Yeah. {15105}{15191}City officials|with their mitts in the Grateful Homeless. {15193}{15254}Meet me tomorrow night, 25th and Tivoli. {15256}{15282}Okay. {15324}{15360}Wait a minute, wait a minute. {15377}{15406}Why me? {15420}{15480}Because you look hungrier than I do. {16032}{16139}"A time to keep and a time to cast away,|a time to rend and a time to sew. {16164}{16234}"A time to keep silence|and a time to speak. {16243}{16312}"The Lord giveth,|and the Lord taketh away. " {16314}{16375}Yeah.|Sometimes he forgets that first part. {16376}{16436}That's a pretty jaded view of life. {16458}{16511}Well, maybe coming from you. I mean... {16512}{16563}the Lord giveth you plenty. {16568}{16623}You've taken quite an interest|in this place. {16624}{16677}I'm just following up a story. {16679}{16727}Looking for anything out of the ordinary. {16728}{16776}There's nothing here but the dead. {16778}{16823}Why not let them rest in peace? {16824}{16872}- And dignity.|- That, too. {16892}{16969}Hey, look, I hope|I didn't rattle you too much the other day. {16972}{17033}It takes a lot more than that to rattle me. {17035}{17107}Oh, well, I would give anything|to find out just what that could be. {17108}{17171}Well, stick around. You're working up to it. {17181}{17260}I was kind of hoping to buy you lunch. {17284}{17335}Now, why would I want|to have lunch with you? {17337}{17387}Because I'm far more interesting... {17388}{17443}than whatever Gumby|you might be seeing right now. {17445}{17507}And, you also might be interested|to see the story... {17509}{17585}that I'm writing|on that little society of yours. {17603}{17640}What do you say? {17676}{17707}I love telling stories. {17899}{17959}You know,|I was thinking more along the lines... {17960}{18020}of a nice, quiet restaurant. {18082}{18118}This is quiet. {18146}{18204}And you don't have to leave a tip. {18238}{18280}At least, not money. {18306}{18376}So, I thought|you were gonna tell me a story. {18377}{18444}Well, actually,|I thought it would be better... {18450}{18513}if we waited until we finished eating. {18532}{18566}Why is that? {18619}{18648}I lied. {18672}{18725}It was just a routine notice. {18740}{18783}I needed the company. {18791}{18855}You're not gonna storm out of here? {18856}{18917}You've already killed my afternoon. {18924}{19002}Besides, it never hurts|to improve press relations. {19026}{19059}You know... {19069}{19125}the Grateful Homeless Society... {19127}{19206}is very fortunate|to have you for its spokesperson. {19232}{19291}Are we working up to a compliment? {19296}{19397}No, it's just that most spokespersons|don't have a sense of humor... {19399}{19456}nor do they look like you. {19492}{19531}Now I am rattled. {19580}{19631}Sure you don't want a bite? {19637}{19677}I don't eat meat. {19679}{19748}Oh, God. You're not one of those, are you? {19755}{19788}Not exactly. {20108}{20159}You look good enough to eat. {20204}{20275}I have never met anybody like you before. {20296}{20334}You wear me out. {20395}{20447}Do you really want to see me again? {20448}{20507}Oh, yes. I really would like that. {20528}{20584}You know, I'm not the type of guy who... {20586}{20683}believes in love at first sight,|but I think I'm about to convert. {20709}{20806}You're the type of girl|that I could spend a lifetime wit...
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