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Spike Through Tongue

This trick is old I mean OLD. It appears in Reginald

Scots Discovery of Witchcraft which is about four

hundred years old itself but it was just as old then

than as it is now. Despite its antiquity, the trick is

still very much in use today all around the modern

world and in some parts of New Jersey.

Technically there are three ways to do this trick. The

easiest way is to take a spike and actually stick it

through your tongue. For those of us with pierced

tongues, a need for an artificial speech impediment,

and radical ideas on germ theory, this shouldnt be

too difficult. For those of us who prefer to keep our

tongues intact and our Mexican food spicy, there

are two other ways to do this effect. The first method

is described here:

PREPARATION

Step 1. Obtain 2 metal coat hangers

Step 2. Obtain 1 handkerchief

Step 3. Obtain one empty rubbing alcohol bottle and fill it with water

Step 4. From the coat hangers, cut out two pieces of wire 12 in length

Step 5. Bend the wires into the shapes in the pictures

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PERFORMANCE

Place both spikes in your left inside jacket pocket.

Take the normal looking spike and hand it out for

examination. After it has been thoroughly inspected

and infected take it back. Pull out the handkerchief

and douse it with your fake rubbing alcohol. Place

the bottle in your outside jacket pocket. With the

handkerchief, rub all the germs off the spike as if

the audience was composed of airport monkey

handlers who have had first hand experience with

the Ebola virus. Act as if you are about to stick the

spike through your tongue then pause. Rub the spike

with handkerchief again. Turn your back to the

audience (trust me its justified.) Place the spike

back into your inside pocket without trying to hide

the action. Take the bottle of pseudo-rubbing

alcohol out of your other pocket and take a huge

swig. This will assuredly get a laugh because

alcoholism is naturally very, very funny all the great

comics agree that cirrhosis is one of the funniest

words in comedy.

Place the bottle into your pocket. Reach back into

your other pocket for the bent spike. Turn around

and face your audience while you rub the spike with

the handkerchief (obviously you should hide the

bend.) Bring the spike over your tongue and slowly

bring it down as if you are piercing it your other hand should be in front of your tongue covering

this action. Slide the bend in the spike around your tongue so that your mouth hides it. Wiggle

your tongue at your audience.

At this point you have a choice; you can either reverse what you just did and place the spike back

into your pocket making your audience think they just saw a mildly entertaining presentation that

isnt all that shocking given all the people with pierced tongues today, or you can slide the gimmick

off your tongue and show the audience that they just fell for the oldest gag in the papyrus text. The

choice is yours.

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