{3106}{3145}One minute {3346}{3385}I'm alright {3418}{3457}You may go,|I will go by myself {4178}{4225}Take out the car {4281}{4329}Take out the car quickly {4395}{4412}Will we go to hotel? {4426}{4468}We will go to hotel but after this road {4541}{4566}Put some load on accelerator {4886}{4906}Come outside quickly {4919}{4945}I will be at your house in 5 mins {4985}{5000}Chatur called me {5047}{5063}The silencer? {5141}{5174}He is saying that Racho is coming {5227}{5245}What are you saying? {5258}{5332}He is saying that if you wanna meet rancho|then come at campus at 8 PM {5385}{5413}come outside quickly {5423}{5443}Ok {5590}{5617}Suri I will be back in few minutes {5665}{5690}i have found my friend {5782}{5822}i will talk to you when i come back {5850}{5872}wear your pant {6135}{6163}we will go to hotel {6184}{6213}but after Imperial college {6234}{6293}i have forget to wear socks {6300}{6361}you are talking about socks,|look you have also forget pant {6681}{6748}you go to hotel but also drop|my brother to hotel {6799}{6861}you have send the car to run way {7378}{7396}where is Rancho? {7462}{7482}Where is Rancho? {7936}{7956}But look at this {7983}{8033}not to my wife {8042}{8061}look but the bunglow|behind her {8396}{8439}why are you showing this to us? {8454}{8567}You forget?|What is this? {9058}{9080}Lets bet {9089}{9129}we will come back after 10 years {9140}{9185}right here {9266}{9293}do you have guts? {9405}{9436}Do you remember anything? {9632}{9703}He left his pant {9807}{9866}and you think he will come back|for your bet? {9907}{9946}I know {10057}{10092}then why you call us? {10102}{10122}To meet Rancho {10141}{10200}see where is Rancho now {10243}{10265}so you know where is Rancho? {14169}{14184}We have heard that life is race {14453}{14496}i born at 5:15 AM {15613}{15634}come {16096}{16130}take the photo {16614}{16744}dont worry when he will live here|for few days he will forget god {16770}{16813}he will put nude girls photos|on the wall {16826}{16921}then he will say give me this girl {16988}{17019}Rs 2 per bag {17070}{17109}keep the change {17176}{17210}i also wanna give you tip {17228}{17301}tonight wear underwear without hole {17586}{17610}he is a he man {17842}{17857}everybody was saluting {17922}{17990}when we saw Rancho first time {18575}{18589}whats your name? {18747}{18762}Remove your pant {18836}{18868}you wont understand? {18996}{19024}Dont wear wet pant {19105}{19122}what you said? {19594}{19611}Then talk to him slowly {19744}{19790}remove your clothes {20781}{20931}if you wont come outside then|i will pee on your door whole semester {23806}{23850}we have read it|but he applied it {24072}{24131}everybody call him virus {24143}{24170}virus is coming {24180}{24240}with eggs|he call first stair downstairs {24255}{24286}be quick {24904}{24985}he daily take power nap|for 7.5 minutes {24997}{25041}and listen to opera {25131}{25273}he do all unprotected work|in this 7.5 minutes {25648}{25714}what is this?|This is nest {25722}{25777}whom?|A bird {25827}{25872}bird never lie her egg in her nest {25987}{26074}when her children grom up they|throw that nest {26870}{26971}every year 4 lacs applications|come to ICA {26978}{27022}but only 200 persons selected {27242}{27297}my daughter also applied for 3 years {27754}{27811}in space neither fountain nor|ink pen can be used {27829}{27940}after spending million of dollars|scientists invented a pen {27947}{28043}that can be used on any temperature {28446}{28580}when you find extra ordinary student|like you {28590}{28636}pass this to him {29127}{29149}write on board {29260}{29404}if fountain pen cant be used in space then|why they did not use pencil? {29453}{29474}They could save million of dollars {29953}{29971}whole day he tease teachers {29980}{30038}if we live with him then we will|be in trouble {30248}{30275}who will pay the fees?|Your father? {30470}{30524}Just wear the uniform and go to school {30594}{30630}here lots of population,|nobody will recognize you {30641}{30668}and if we get caught then? {30677}{30705}Change the uniform,|change the school {30716}{30762}there was something special in him {31268}{31308}why are you laughing? {31417}{31476}I'am very happy to be in engineering college {31500}{31523}no need to be happy {31541}{31579}tell me the machine definition {31829}{31911}anything that can make man's|work easy {32226}{32282}we are stuck in machines {32294}{32341}from pen to pant's zip {32528}{32582}I'm telling you the definition {32615}{32639}you will also write this exams {33406}{33504}but i also said the same {33513}{33572}if you like simple language then|go to arts and commerce college {33703}{33745}you know more than book? {33802}{33869}If you wanna pass then write from the book {33912}{33944}get out {34456}{34476}i forget something {34484}{34509}what? {35164}{35173}Can i take my books? {35182}{35215}You cant this is simple language? {35228}{35293}I told something in simple language|but you didn't understand {35441}{35505}professors most of time|kept him outside class {35519}{35537}whenever professors tell him to go outside {35549}{35576}then he go to another class {35697}{35724}he was different from us {35737}{35782}we daily fight for bathroom {35793}{35852}wherever he find water,|he take bath there {35930}{35957}he loves machines {35969}{36003}he always keepy screw driver|in his pocket {36018}{36059}wherever he find machine he open it {36074}{36149}some work and some dont work {36442}{36498}i wanna know convocation dates {36536}{36572}my dad wanna make reservation {36682}{36720}call your dad {36970}{37028}director sir wanna talk to you {37041}{37113}this year your son wont be graduate {37386}{37458}its my recommodation that|dont do reservation {37635}{37667}please look at it {37667}{37727}submit it|we will concentrate on it {37872}{37898}did you leave eating for 2 weeks? {37910}{37954}Did you leave bathing for 2 weeks? {37983}{38001}Then why studies? {38027}{38059}Please have a look {38090}{38165}sunday afternoon my son died {38177}{38249}and monday i was giving lecture {40368}{40401}wireless camera on helicopter {40493}{40502}i can be used as a security {40682}{40716}dont tell it to Joy {40726}{40740}we will give him surprise {40761}{40813}we will fly it outside his window {40969}{40997}you scare too much {41250}{41310}there was a security guard in our village {41310}{41376}he say at night {41404}{41434}ALL IZ WELL {41450}{41492}and we sleep comfortable {41512}{41539}one night there was a robbery in our village {41551}{41593}then we found that he was blind {41723}{41824}on that day i knew one thing,|our heart is very coward {41866}{42013}always keep him fool.|No matter what problem comes {42129}{42170}no but you can have the power to|tolerate it {49102}{49178}neither police knows,|nor Joy's father {49204}{49243}everybody is thinking its a suicide {49457}{49553}they are thinking he is died because|of tension {49779}{49814}these engineers are very smart {50034}{50083}its not a suicide.|Its a murder {50153}{50250}you are blaming me for|Joy's suicide {50430}{50478}I'm not blaming you {50510}{50524}i'm talking about system {50567}{50593}i have some statistics {50620}{50658}India is on number 1 is suicide {50670}{50745}in every 1.5 hour a student|commit a suicide {50794}{50858}they die in suicide more|than disease {51009}{51060}i'm running this college since 32 years {51080}{51150}I bring this college to number one {51322}{51389}they only talk about marks {51403}{51452}aboutjobs in US {52472}{52560}today he will teach us engineering {53882}{53909}you have 30 seconds {53926}{53966}you have to tell the meaning of|words written on board {53979}{54021}you can also use the book {54046}{54087}those who find the answers raise|his hand up {55122}{55182}nobody found the answer? {55202}{55288}Now rewind 1 minute of your life|and think {55346}{55398}did anyone think? {55404}{55463}Today we will learn something new|we will enjoy {55696}{55773}if you win than what will you get? {55814}{55834}Your knowledge will increase? {55850}{55889}Only pressure will increase {55910}{55947}its a college,|not a pressure cooker {56380}{56421}these 2 are my friends names {57009}{57076}i was just telling you that how|to teach {57578}{57689}i wanna tell you that your son|are on wrong path {58042}{58077}come inside {58141}{58165}look that {58202}{58251}we could only afford one A/C {58419}{58440}i never buy a car {58458}{58501}i still ride bike {58890}{58924}did farhan took this photo? {58954}{59007}He was in a mood to do photography {59177}{59217}what was your percentage at that time? {59463}{59498}You think its a joke? {59514}{59668}I'm just saying that why are you making him|engineer? Make him wild life photographer {59725}{59781}i beg you {59792}{59849}dont ruin my son's future {59914}{59928}lets eat {60046}{60111}when next time you come,|eat with us {60173}{60341}father did not give us food,|then we went to Raju's house {60392}{60469}everything was old {60502}{60645}small room with parallised father,|sick mother and single {60885}{60925}his father was postman {61038}{61145}Kamo is 28 years old.|People ask for Maruti 800 in marriage {61157}{61217}if you dont study then how|will we marry her {61400}{61496}if these letters come from college|then how will we eat? {61534}{61579}You wanna eat cheese? {61728}{61767}Leave it {62482}{62524}then we decided leave his mother {62546}{62557}and concentrate on food {63471}{63511}not like your father {63702}{63744}lets go somewhere to eat food {63810}{63864}money is not necessary to eat food {64280}{64300}bring 3 large vodka {64338}{64363}we will be in trouble {64397}{64428}bring all things in 2 plates {64662}{64709}what people will say? {65467}{65534}You will beat me with glass then my|head will be ...
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