{1}{1}25.000 {5899}{5978}- Morosgoványi!|- Yes, Lieutenant! {6593}{6672}What day is it today, Morosgoványi? {6676}{6726}Saturday, Lieutenant. {6730}{6779}Second Saturday. {6783}{6840}Bathing Saturday, Lieutenant. {6942}{7088}What are the duties of an orderly|on a bathing Saturday, Morosgoványi? {7093}{7171}I humbly report, he is obliged|to set up the trough {7176}{7255}that serves as a bath tub,|in the kitchen {7260}{7337}that is appropriately heated|and propped up {7342}{7395}at four... six points, {7399}{7480}then to fill it up with water|that has been boiled {7485}{7555}to the correct temperature|from the pot outside, {7559}{7615}according to demand and person. {7620}{7702}And what makes the water boil,|Morosgoványi? {7707}{7828}I humbly report,|the fire does and this has to be... {7832}{7930}laid in the fireplace outside|in east-south- {7934}{7992}easterly direction... {7996}{8036}This is after? {8040}{8148}After the wood has been chopped|to the correct size. {8153}{8208}The correct size is? {8212}{8264}Twenty, five, five... {8318}{8367}Centimetres. {8396}{8428}This is after...? {8433}{8489}After the Lieutenant's|been accompanied out... {8493}{8523}After...? {8529}{8632}After the bicycle tires|have been pumped... {8636}{8697}- After...?|- After the toilet's been scrubbed... {8710}{8774}- After...?|- The muck's been carried out... {8780}{8853}- After...?|- The straw's been carried in... {8857}{8938}The other way around, Morosgovány,|the other way around. {8942}{8996}Yes, the other way around! {9088}{9112}This is after...? {9118}{9200}- The Lieutenant's buttons|have been polished. - After...? {9214}{9299}The daily field exercise|has been completed. {9303}{9323}After...? {9328}{9390}After the pig has been fed. {9494}{9531}Quite right. {9558}{9580}And? {9612}{9699}What is it that the orderly never does,|Morosgoványi? {9704}{9797}I humbly report, under no|circumstances does he peep. {9802}{9846}Because if he peeps? {9850}{9972}- His big mouth will be shot off!|- His harelip! Morosgoványi. {9977}{10036}Yes indeed, Lieutenant! {10646}{10692}Hang on... hang on! {10697}{10754}Too much, too much, too much! {10758}{10797}Hang on! Hang on! {10817}{10868}Just a drop more... {10872}{10931}Good, good. Too much, too much! {10967}{11014}Now, get out! {11019}{11094}Don't you have|anything better to do? Get out! {11101}{11158}And what are you smiling at? {12238}{12286}What's true is true. {12299}{12348}The poet was right. {12368}{12453}For what, I ask,|does a man's dick stand erect? {12459}{12502}Who knows that? {12506}{12579}- Don't you think, Morosgoványi?|- Yes, Lieutenant. {12747}{12863}And so I ask you straight,|Morosgoványi... {12881}{12991}is there anything better|than the cunt of a woman? {13016}{13124}Because you can call it|what you like... {13218}{13292}...the cunt is still the common|denominator... {13324}{13359}Isn't it? {13389}{13432}And if it's not, {13441}{13497}it's because it's not, {13522}{13572}or because it's ugly... {13596}{13646}I mean the word... {13664}{13722}or unwashed, I mean. {13735}{13806}- Or like a pig.|- Yes, Lieutenant. {13822}{13875}For, I quite agree {13885}{13952}that a poet's description|of a love chalice {13958}{14040}is more beautiful... {14065}{14113}Or a dewy lilly. {14128}{14205}Or perhaps a pussy... {14247}{14308}No doubt about that. {14313}{14409}Or in the words of the song.|How does it go? {14432}{14571}{Y:i}If you were a rosebud, a rosebud,|I would be a bee. {14620}{14701}{Y:i}I'd buzz up to you... {14728}{14788}But that's just how they say it. {14849}{14916}When courting or being polite. {14948}{15108}Because all they are|really saying is "cunt". {15134}{15180}Do you understand? {15217}{15264}The cunt, yes! {15293}{15350}Because, listen, Vendel... {15530}{15580}I've got my own theory {15610}{15688}that it's not the world|that makes cunt go around, {15693}{15809}but it's cunt that makes|the world go around... {15838}{15887}Erno, lunch is ready! {15890}{15975}What are you going on about?|Go and find something to do! {18037}{18127}Leona! Now! I've had enough! {18209}{18262}Not now! You're it! {18887}{18944}Leona, come on, run, Leona! {19248}{19310}Come on, come on, throw it then! {20942}{21005}Girls! {21028}{21071}Bedtime! {21137}{21172}Girls! {21204}{21255}Into bed, one, two. {21589}{21629}Miss! {21670}{21716}Sleep well. {21825}{21885}Don't worry about your figure, {21895}{21955}just grow nice and fat for me. {22002}{22055}Sweet dreams! {22173}{22342}{Y:i}There is a poor, orphan girl... {22375}{22590}{Y:i}She doesn't have a mother or father|to love her. {22625}{22796}{Y:i}She has a friend, loneliness {22831}{22966}{Y:i}and she washes clothes in the stream {22977}{23062}{Y:i}morning and night {23101}{23274}{Y:i}Her stepmother shouts at her|and beats her {23282}{23463}{Y:i}Poor orphan, her life is miserable. {23512}{23797}{Y:i}The little girl washes a white dress|in the little stream. {25883}{25973}HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN:|THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL {26674}{26735}Don't be afraid of me. {27044}{27099}But you're trembling. {27284}{27362}Shall I magic|stars for you in the sky? {27380}{27414}Yes. {27489}{27566}- Would you like that?|- Yes. {27669}{27722}You really want me to? {27731}{27812}- Yes.|- Millions of tiny stars... {27827}{27881}But you have to help me. {27939}{27990}Give me your hand. {27996}{28042}Yes, there. {28106}{28166}I'm flying! {29823}{29885}Here you are! My dear Leona! {29889}{29922}Gentlemen! Gentlemen! {29927}{29977}To the final victory! {30039}{30088}Cheers! Cheers! {31504}{31560}Hey, where are you? {32442}{32545}Here, Morosgoványi.|The candle supply. {34012}{34054}Morosgoványi! {34233}{34365}But won't you get cold, Mistress,|out of bed like this? {34386}{34468}That only depends on you,|Vendel, {34473}{34525}on how skilful you are. {34678}{34733}Scratch me, Morosgoványi, {34774}{34819}scratch me! {34855}{35124}Keep scratching. {35331}{35396}Are you undressing me, silly boy? {35400}{35445}It's winter... {35524}{35615}A woman can't afford to catch|a chill with her equipment, {35639}{35748}you know, Morosgoványi. A woman|needs a lot of warmth, a lot. {35753}{35794}Oh, yes. You. {36124}{36193}Wait, I 'm going to throw|my guts up, hey. {36226}{36291}I'm going to fuck you, Irma. {36323}{36387}Can I say things like that? {36448}{36510}Sure I can, damn it! {36776}{36875}Fuck my cunt,|shove your prick right up. {36884}{36988}Fuck my cunt,|shove your prick right up. {37136}{37197}My little mangalica piggy. {37204}{37253}My little mangalica, {37283}{37337}my little pig, {37366}{37403}my sow, {37415}{37447}my piggy! {37482}{37562}Tell me, Ferike, Leona, {37604}{37705}Vilma.|Tell me, Irmuska, you, you, you! {37712}{37774}Let's shriek together. {37802}{37892}And let's laugh and {37896}{38004}let's grunt,|because life's too short. {38010}{38049}And get it in, {38053}{38101}get it in, {38106}{38142}get it in! {38146}{38195}As hard as you can! {38697}{38744}Morosgoványi... {38844}{38894}Yes, Lieutenant! {42561}{42634}Little Kálmán, my little son! {43150}{43212}...and now, at this very moment, {43217}{43315}if we can believe the scales,|and why shouldn't we? {43320}{43420}Our boy Kálmán Balatony|is moving into second place {43424}{43484}behind Hristo Mehmedov {43488}{43560}who's in position 2, so he's|only behind by a fraction {43565}{43624}Ivan Duharin,|Soviet world champion... {43628}{43712}Come on, come on!|You've got second! {43717}{43786}...then Béla Miszlényi,|in a phenomenal fourth place! {43796}{43904}The contender from of the 12th Regiment|of the Bulgarian Liberation Front {43909}{43971}is keeping up|with the two Hungarians. {43975}{44063}It's still impossible to tell|what the final result will be. {44068}{44158}We know, who the winner will be,|but there is an incredible chase {44163}{44234}for the second, third|and fourth place! {44239}{44315}Colonel Ivan Duharin,|is now in first place, {44320}{44402}followed by Kálmán Balatony|in the colours of Honvéd. {44407}{44478}Come on Kálmán, come on Honvéd!|Then Hristo Mehmedov, {44483}{44543}followed by Béla Miszlényi.|After him... {44548}{44598}Come on Hungarians, {44603}{44651}come on Hungarians! {44656}{44702}Come on Balatony! {44707}{44758}Come on Miszlényi! {44763}{44854}Come on Hungarians,|come on Hungarians! {44882}{44969}Will Balatony be able to keep|his very shaky second place? {44988}{45044}Of course he will,|58 seconds to go, {45049}{45121}he's putting on an amazing finish. {45125}{45168}And so is Miszlényi. {45174}{45294}Miszlényi is third,|Balatony is 0.2 behind Duharin... {45299}{45397}Only 0.1! Is he...?|No, he isn't. {47259}{47311}You like her, don't you? {47334}{47376}Leave her alone! {47380}{47476}- You kept looking at her.|- I'm second all the same. {47481}{47528}Because I pushed you. {47535}{47584}Ah, Chick! {47671}{47737}This competition|is more important than that. {47818}{47875}This woman is going to be my wife. {47881}{47945}Are you crazy?|You don't even know her. {47950}{48028}What the fuck are you looking at|all the time? {48037}{48108}You know where you are, Chick? No? {48112}{48185}Then look out there to see|where you're standing. {48197}{48261}At a turning point.|And you still fuck it up? {48280}{48377}Is it worth anything to you|if you're second? Norway! {48397}{48466}- Are you crazy?|- I'm second. - But how? {48470}{48518}By a thread. Shut your face. {48523}{48613}Just stare into your plate and eat!|It's not soup anymore. {48618}{48722}You eat some false tooth or ring|or something and that's it. {48727}{48797}- Do I make myself clear?|- Yes. {48805}{48845}I should think so. {48865}{48958}Now, the lipid.|It's dry, dangerous {48963}{49022}and full ...
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