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         (__)               (__)               (__)               (__)
         (oo)               (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
 / |     ||         / |     ||         / |     ||         / |     ||
*  ||----||        *  ||W---||        *  ||w---||        *  ||V---||
   ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
     Cow             Cow laden      Same cow         Nancy Reagan-type
                     with milk      after milking    cow with milk


         (___)              (___)     *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)              (o o)      \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /        /-------\ /        \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O        / |     ||O          |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||        *  ||@\--||           ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
     Bull        Same bull after    Rotc bull after  Red-blooded
                 seeing above cow   seeing other     American bull
                                    bull             shooting the Rotc
                                                     bull


         (__)               (__)               (__)            (__)
         (oo)               (oo)               (oo)            (oo)
  /-------\/-*       /-------\/         /-------\/    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \       )*)(\/* /  *       / |     ||
*  ||----||  *     \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/     \)|(/\/|)(/\

  Cow munching     Grass munching    Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  on grass             on cow

          (__)                (__)        *        (__) *     (__)
          (oo)                (oo)         \       (oo) |     (oo)
  /--------\/         /-oooooo-\/           \-------\/  \------\/
 * o|     ||         * ooooooooo         o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||       oooooooooooooo            ||w---||>==/-----||
 ooo~~    ~~      oooooooooooooooooo         ~~    ~~         ~~

  Cow taking       Cow in deep shit          Cow getting the shit
    a shit                                     kicked out of her


         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/                   U
 / |     ||                /---V
*  ||----||                 |--|                         .
   ~~    ~~
Cow at 1 meter         Cow at 100 meters        Cow at 10,000 meters


         (__)                    )__(              vv    vv
         (oo)                    (oo)              ||----||  *
  /-------\/              *-------\/               ||     | /
 / |     ||              / |     ||              /\--------/
*  ||----||             /  ||----||             (oo)
   ~~    ~~                vv    vv             (~~)

American Cow             Polish Cow             Australian Cow


         (__)                    (__)                    (__)
         (oo)               ____ (oo)               _---_(oo)
  /-------\/              /-    --\/              /-     -\/
 / |     ||              / |     ||              /|      ||
*  ||----||             *  ||___-||             *  ||___-||
   ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
Freshman Cow at        Freshman Cow              Freshman Cow
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                    (__)                    (__)
         (OO)                    (@@)                    (xx)
  /-------\/              /-------\/              /-------\/
 / |     ||              / |     ||              / |     ||
*  ||----||             *  ||----||             *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
Cow who drank           Cow who ate            Cow who used Jolt to
    Jolt           psychadelic mushrooms       wash down psychadelic
                                                     mushrooms

                                        /\                  __
                                       /  \                 ||
         (__)                    (__)  \  /               (_||_)
         SooS                    (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  /------S\/S             /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
 / |     ||              / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
*  ||----||             *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
 This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned         Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington        this cow                   cow


                                             (__)
   *        (__)                             (oo)
    \       (oo)                      /-------\/
     \-------\/                      /|  |/   |
      | ==$ ||                      * |  [)  ||
      ||----||                        ||-----||
      ~~    ~~                        ~~     ~~
Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
  to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


            (___)                        (__)      (__)
            ( O )                        (oo)      (oo)
     /-------\ /                          \/--------\/
    / |     ||V                            |        |
   *  ||----||                             ||------||
      ~~    ~~                             ~~      ~~
  The cyclops that Jason and            This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow             Dr. Doolittle


         (__)                    (__)
         [##]                    (@o)
  /-------\/              /-------\/              /-------  (__)
 / |     ||              / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
*  ||----||             *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
   ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
This cow belonged    This cow loved with    This cow belonged to
 to Flash Gordon     the Little Rascals     the Headless Horseman


              (____)                        (____)
              (oo  )                           (o  o)
   /-----------\  /                    /-----\    /----
  / ||       |  \/                    / |   |  \/   |
 /  ||       ||||                     \ |  |      | | |
*   ||||-----||||                      *| | |-----| | |
           /\/\     /\/\                       /\ /\     /\ /\

This cow belonged                 This was Salvatore Dali's
 to Pablo Picasso                        favorite cow


                                 (____)
                                 ( o o)
                      /-----------\  /
                     / ||       |  \/
                    /  ||       ||||
                   *   ||||-----||||
                       ~~~~     ~~~~
                  No one was sure whether
                 M.C. Escher's cow had four
                       legs or eight


            O__O                                 \_|_/
            (oo)                                 (oo)
     /-------\/                           /-------\/
    / |     ||                           / |     ||
   *  ||----||                          *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~                             ~~    ~~
  Cow at Disneyland             Cow visiting the statue of Liberty


                        (__)                       (__)
                        (oo)                       (--)
              ~~ /-------\/                       /-\/-\
          ~~~~  / |     ||                       /|    |\
       ~~~~~   *  ||    ||                      ~ |    | ~
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====                    |    |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/                                    /----\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                               /    \ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~              ~      * ~
   Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu        Cow sunbathing at Fort Lauderdale
                                        (What a bod, huh guys?)

               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)


        *
         \
          \
          |\                                       (__)
          | \ (__)                                 (DD)
       \\ || \(oo)                          /-------\/
        \\||\ \\/                          / |     ||_\_/
          ~~ \||                          *  ||----|
           \\ ||                             ~~    ~
            \\||                  Cow chugging brews and staring at
             \||                    sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
              ~\\_
                \_
                                              / / / / / / / / / / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen          / / / / / / / / / / / /
                                             / / / / / _______   / /
                                             / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                             / / /    (__)|      / /
 ( @@@ )                                     / / /    (oo)|      / /
  ( @@ )            (------------)             /-------\/ |
     @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            / |     ||~_|
      @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )           *  ||----|
  /-- UU--\/        (____________)              ~~    ~
 / |     ||                              Cow sheltering from English
*  ||----||                                       Wheather

(New) Jersey Cow

                           o o                 o o
                            \ \               / /
                             \ \          (__) /
          (__)                \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)                 \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/                   \|        | /
  / |     ||                     +--------+
 *  ||----||
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