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MAD Star Wars Spectacular (1996)
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GALACTICKLE DEPT.
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That rotten,
evil Galactic
Empire . . .
killing and
destroying
everything
in sight!!
Wiping out planets
and civilization,
I can almost excuse!
But when they start
picking on poor
defenseless movie
introductions ,..
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Hey, clue
me in . . .
How do we
tell the
GOOD GUYS
from the
BAD GUYS
around
here,
anyway?!
y-r
Simple!
The
WHITES
are
BAD!
The
BLACKS
are
GOOD!
Where'd they
get that
idea from,
Ganoomo
Sajo . . . the
ruler of Mars?
3Z
No, Muhammad
Ali . . . the
ruler of Earth!
If us BAD
guys are in
WHITE, and
the GOOD
guys are in
BLACK . . .
what's our
Leader doing
dressed in
Black ...?
You may not
believe this,
but he hasn't
changed his
costume in
20 years! It
started OUT
white, but
with all his
dirty work ...
You are now
in my power,
Princess
La id up!
Return the
plans you
stole, and
I'll make
it worth
your while!
Come on!
Where are
the plans?
You gave
them to
a pair of
ROBOTS?!
You can't
bribe me,
Zader! You
forget, I'm
fearless
and honest
and decent
and incor-
ruptible!
/
If you
must know,
I gave
them to a
pair of
robots!
never
said
I was
SMART!!
STAA"-
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Incredible! Our
ship goes faster
than the speed of
light, and our
guns fire almost
as fast as the
speed of light!
Yeah ... 1
so guess 1
what just W
happened! ^
We shot •
ourselves Jw
down!!
What?! You mean [
to tell me that
the In-Flight
Movie is Bugs
Bunny chasing 1
the Roadrunner 1
up a hill?!?
What do
you expect 1
on a seven 1
second
flight ...
"The
Godfather"? I
How high
up into
space
would
you say
this ship
goes?
Quiet! I'm
about to say
a prayer
before we
go into
battle . . .
OUR FATHER
WHO ART BELOW
US IN HEAVEN-
Boy, these
space ships
are noisy!!
Maybe that's
why they
call this
movie
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ARTIST: HARRY NORTH, ESQ.
WRITER: LARRY SIEGEL. WITH DiCK DE BARTOLO
We got away,
Bar-Stool! So
far, so good!
The Princess
depends on us! f.
Our mission
must not fail!
Goodness gracious, this
planet simply screams for
some—Je ne sa/'s quo/—in
the way of decor! Still,
in some ways, it's a ver-
itable Shangri-La! Take
my hand, Bar-Stool ... I'm
a stranger in paradise . . .
Beedeep! Tweet!
TRANSLATION:
As if I don't
have enough
problems, now
I'm stuck with
a fag robot!
Bar-Stool, we seem to
be lost! Oh, dear. ..
look what's coming!
Fiendish creatures
about to tear us limb
from limb and commit
unspeakable acts of
cruelty upon us ...!
Follow the yellow
sand road! Follow
the yellow sand
road! Follow .. .
follow . . . follow
. . . follow . . .
Follow the
yellow sand road!
Beep! Zit! Gack!
3 i ;~
TRANSLATION:
And then again
. .. there's an
outside chance
they may be
Space Munchkins!
Hi, strangers!
I'm Lube Sky-
stalker! I'm
a senior at
Buffooin Tech,
where I major
in Incredible
Space Heroics!
Gracious,
there
couldn't
be any
money
in THAT
field!
You're telling
me! That's why
I'm minoring in
Space Accounting!
Hey, anyone ever
tell you you look
like an "Oscar"?!?
Take a good
look! With
your perform-
ance in this
film, it's as
close as you'll
ever get to an
J Academy Award!
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