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for seeing eye dogs only
A non-fiction treatise on intelligence
Robert S. Swiatek
Table of Contents
1.
Government Decisions
2.
Wondrous Quotes
3.
Products
4.
Sign and Sentences
5.
Disorder in the Court
6.
Get Your Award
7.
Missing Marbles
8.
Random Stupidity
9.
Observations
10.
Young Intelligence
11.
Criminal Behavior
12. Words and Expressions
13. Some Questions
This book is dedicated to all those who voted for George Bush
in the 2000 and 2004 elections. If you don’t understand this,
then I’ve made my point.
Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you
don’t have health insurance.
Introduction
A teacher attended a conference in Chicago some time
ago. At the end of the week, he got a ride to the airport and flew
to Buffalo. Upon his arrival home, he sensed that something
was not right. It didn’t take him too long to realize that his car
was missing. He had left it in the windy city.
While in college, I saw a professor park his convertible
in the lot with his top down. This was of the car and not of his
head. He was on the way to class, but he stopped and went back
to the vehicle. He had forgotten something. He got the briefcase
and then proceeded to lock the car.
On another occasion, a guy messed up by locking his keys
inside his van. After a while, he managed to get inside the
vehicle and get his family out.
As you can tell, this is a book about intelligence, or
more specifically, the lack of it around us today. The United
States can land a man on the moon but we, the citizens of the
country, wind up reading words on the mirrors of our cars that
say, “Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!” I found
that writing on the passenger mirror, but not on the mirror on
the driver’s side. How can I be sure that the mirror without
these words shows a true picture of things behind the car?
People just don’t think. They have been given intellects,
but from some of their actions, we have to question when they
are going to use them. Individuals may have a high IQ, but they
still say and do things that indicate they may not be any smarter
than a rutabaga. There may be a silver lining, as they need not
worry about ever getting brainwashed! This book will show you
many instances of this type of behavior.
Throughout the book, many of the names have been
changed to show mercy and spare those involved any
embarrassment. The fictitious names should be obvious. At the
same time, this replacement of names is also intended to protect
the author from litigation. As you can see from reading later
chapters, people will sue for anything that you can imagine for
bucks, most of which they don’t deserve. The more incredible
fact is that no matter how ridiculous the lawsuit, they
sometimes win the case!
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