I LOVE COLLEGE by clpsuperstar.pdf

I Love College by clpsuperstar

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5064164/1/I_Love_College

AH, OOC - Edward is a rich frat boy, used to getting anything or anyone he wants. Bella is a witty

tease, rooming with Alice, Rosalie and Gabe. Bella proves to be the ultimate challenge. Laughs,

antics, and lemons abound. Such is the college way of life.

Preface

I Love College Lyrics – Asher Roth

I'm nice right now, man

I-I feel good

If you have a drink

Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life

Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite

On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice

And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up

I'm next on the table, who want what?

I am champion at beer pong

Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house

Better hope you make it otherwise you naked

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!

And I love drinking, ay!

I love women, ay!

Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but

I could tell you a story or two, um

Yeah, of course I learned some rules

Like don't pass out with your shoes on

(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone

(No, we're not leaving)

And don't have sex if she's too gone

When it comes to condoms put two on

(Trust me)

Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun

(Here, hold this)

Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

(I wish we taped)

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!

I love drinking, ay!

I love women, ay!

I love college

Now if everybody would please

Put their drink as high as they can

As high as they can

(As high as they can)

And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!

Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)

Man, I love college

I love it!

(That party last night)

Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

(I wish we taped)

(You know it's going down)

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need

(You're all invited, bring your friends)

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?

Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

Chapter 1: It's My Life

It's my life

And it's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

(It's my life)

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie said

I did it my way

I just want to live while I'm alive

'Cause it's my life

Better stand tall when they're calling you out

Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

BPOV

"It's 6:00 in the a.m., and time for you to WAKE UP PHOENIX! This is DJ Crack Attack with WLAX,

103.7. It's going to be another scorcher out there today, reaching a sweltering 101 degrees-," I

smacked the button on my alarm clock and moaned into my pillow as I pulled it over my head. I'd like

to crack his jaw. I mean, he must be on crack to be that perky in the mornings!

I stumbled out of bed and did my zombie walk to the bathroom to get a shower. Thank goodness I

had my own bathroom and didn't have to wait for someone else to finish his or her morning routine.

I pulled my ratty wife beater over my head and stepped out of my sleep shorts to get under the hot

water. There's just nothing like a hot shower and citrus scented body wash to really get my senses

energized for the day.

Once my shower was done, I stepped out and toweled off. I frowned at myself as I wiped the fog

from the mirror and took in my reflection. I, Bella Swan, was about as plain jane as anyone could be.

Plain brown hair, brown eyes, and pale skin. I had a cute figure, no supermodel by any stretch of the

imagination,butstillnotbad. It wasn't like I never turned any heads; I've had my fair share of

boyfriends.

I threw my hair up in a messy ponytail and brushed my teeth before I walked back into my room and

slipped on my favorite pair of jeans. They're super comfortable and worn in just the right places. A

red American Eagle t-shirt and a pair of red chucks completed my ensemble and I was ready for the

eleven hour drive to Santa Cruz University in sunny California, my new home for the next four years.

I had found an advertisement on one of the bulletin boards in the student center when I went up for

my orientation a week ago. I definitely did not want to have to stay in a dorm with a bunch of sluts,

partying into the wee hours of the night and running around half naked with some guy chasing them

down the hall. I would never get any studying done with all that squealing and shit. So, I called the

number on the little paper tab I tore off and as luck would have it, the occupants were in town and

decorating and could interview me right away.

I would be rooming with two girls, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon, and one gay guy named Gabrielle

Baxter (he prefers to go by Gabe). They were all from the San Fernando Valley in LA. I know, I

thoughtthesamethingtooValleygirlsBut,theywerereally very nice, none of that "Omigosh! Like,

gag me with a rusty credit card" shit.

Alice was the little one. She kind of reminded me of a little pixie with her short, dark pixie haircut and

big brown eyes. I was surprised to find that her skin was pale too, but more like porcelain and she

was just so cute. She was a bit high strung for my taste, but sweet as hell and she made me feel

comfortable the moment she greeted me with a tight little hug and told me that she knew we would

be the best of friends.

Rosalie is a blonde bombshell, definitely model worthy, with long wavy hair and legs that went on for

days. She had piercing blue eyes and even though they were working on decorating the house, her

make-up and hair was perfect. She was working in stiletto heels and a short mini skirt. I would have

killed myself in that get-up. I was intimidated by her at first, but she's cool.

Gabewell,GabewasinaleagueallhisownImtalkingflamingdivaHehadshortdarkhair,with

frosted blonde tips. His eyes were a pale green color, almost hazel and he was clean cut, with just a

slight five o'clock shadow. He wasn't overly bulky, but I could tell that he definitely worked out. He

had me at hello, or in his words, "Well, she's not a skank. I say we keep her." And so it was settled

and I was given a key.

I bounced down the stairs, with a little pep in my step, and went to my mother's bedroom to wake

her. Usually, I grumbled under my breath about how unfair it was that I had to actually take care of

her when it should be the other way around. But today, I didn't mind so much, because I knew it

would be the last day I had to do it. Don't get me wrong, I love my mother, Renee, but I always had

to be the responsible one between us for as long as I can remember. She means well, she's just a

little scatterbrained at times.

My father, Charlie, is the police chief of Forks, Washington. He was transferred there when I was just

a baby, and my mother went with him. However, she just couldn't stand all the gloomy days of rain

and the stuck-up, small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone else's business. So she

left my father, taking me with her, and moved back to Phoenix. I haven't been back to Forks since

then, but he does come here to see me on the holidays.

"Time to rise and shine, beautiful," I said, throwing back the covers. "I've got to get on the road and I

really don't want to have to worry about whether or not you made it to work on time." Not that she

really needed to work. Her father left us a hefty inheritance when he passed and Renee never

touched a dime of it. I talked her into investing it and we were living off the interest alone. This is

how we were able to afford my tuition and living expenses at SCU.

"Oh baby!" she screeched as she shot out of the bed. "I almost forgot. Do you have everything

packed?"

"Yes, Mom. You know we did all that last night," I sighed as I rolled my eyes. "Remember? We packed

and then re-packedandcheckedoffthelist,andthenputeverythinginmycarImallset

"Did you make sure your credit card is in your purse?"

"It's there."

"Your birth control? I hope you have enough," she said as she threw on her robe and slid her tiny feet

into her slippers.

Mom,Iwarned

"Okay, okay. I just want to be sure you're practicing safe sex, baby." Funny how she should try to act

all motherly on me now. I'm the one who made the appointment with my gynecologist in the first

placethreeyearsagoIvefaithfullytakenthatlittlepilleverymorning

Renee and I always had an open relationship. We were more like friends than mother and daughter.

So she knew I wasn't a virgin. I came home one night, when I was sixteen, and told her all about my

first time. Like I always promised her I would. She just listened to me complain about how it hurt like

hell and there was no enjoyment in it like all those lying asses in the movies made it out to be. Then

we sat up all night, eating popcorn and she assured me that not all my experiences would be that

bad. Because that shit really hurt. She was right. It got better, but I've never had that mind blowing

orgasm you always hear about.

"Don't worry. I even have a back-up prescription for my re-fills. Now I've got to get on the road. My

new roommates are expecting me."

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