{1434}{1462}Order. Quiet! {1463}{1492}Order. Order.|There's too much noise in here. {1492}{1518}What? Never mind who's making the noise. {1518}{1538}I want it quiet in here. {1539}{1571}<i>And you down there�|stop that whispering!</i> {1571}{1598}This is a court of law,|not a public library. {1599}{1622}Oh, sorry, Your Honor. {1622}{1647}Uh, are the parties present|in the matter... {1648}{1668}of Mrs. Ellen Wagstaff Arden? {1703}{1730}<i>Mr. Nicholas Arden?</i> {1731}{1760}- Present.|- I don't want to bother with this. {1761}{1786}It looks too complicated.|Let it wait. {1787}{1809}Wasn't I supposed to marry|some people? {1810}{1837}- Where are they? Wasn't that for today?|- If Your Honor please� {1837}{1860}Just be still. {1861}{1891}Aren't you the party that was doing|all that whispering down there? {1892}{1915}- Well�|- Just be quiet. {1915}{1946}What do you mean, "the same fellow"?|This is a petition. {1946}{1971}- Well, his wife is the one that�|- Oh, really? {1972}{1992}Where does it say that? {2015}{2036}Well, what do you know about that? {2037}{2071}- Are you, uh, Nicholas Arden?|- Yes, Your Honor. {2071}{2103}- I am, Your Honor.|- Aren't you represented by counsel? {2104}{2137}I'm a member of the bar, Your Honor.|I'm presenting my own case. {2138}{2163}Oh, trying to save yourself|a buck or two, huh? {2164}{2192}Here. "Airplane crash|in Pacific Ocean." {2193}{2231}Uh, yes, sir. My wife was aboard the plane|that was forced down in the storm. {2231}{2251}It's been five years, Your Honor. {2251}{2274}This is a petition|to have her declared legally dead. {2275}{2301}Is that what it says in here? {2302}{2333}- Sorry, sir.|- Not at all. It was very nice of you to tell me. {2334}{2360}<i>Now let's see what I can find.</i> {2361}{2390}"Ellen Wagstaff Arden. {2391}{2415}Two infant children." {2416}{2442}Oh, how tragic. {2443}{2475}That's sad. Very sad. {2475}{2509}Two little babies, and you let her|fly off to a watery grave? {2510}{2530}Well, we both flew off, Your Honor. {2530}{2550}Uh, I had business in Australia. {2551}{2594}She'd had so much trouble with the children�|the teething and all� that I took her with me. {2595}{2614}Yes, it says so here. {2615}{2653}Let's see.|"En route from refueling stop... {2654}{2677}forced down in rough seas." {2678}{2710}Let's see here. "Life raft." {2732}{2755}Young woman... {2755}{2790}<i>would you stop jangling those cowbells?</i> {2791}{2811}You mean these, Your Honor? {2812}{2851}If I hear one more jingle jangle,|I'll really get after you. {2852}{2880}<i>There's such a thing|as contempt of court, you know.</i> {2881}{2912}- Weren't you in the same life raft?|- Well, no, sir. {2912}{2938}The women took the first rafts.|The men took what were left. {2938}{2958}We were all separated|during a storm. {2959}{2986}- It's all right here in the brief.|- Keep your hands out. {3014}{3043}Is something wrong, Your Honor? {3044}{3076}Yes, there's plenty wrong.|My arthritis is killing me. {3076}{3109}And your jabbering isn't helping me|get out of here any faster. {3109}{3137}- Now, just stick to the facts.|- They're in my brief. {3138}{3160}Then stop interrupting|and let me read them! {3161}{3187}Is there any proof of loss? {3187}{3209}Uh, page seven, I believe. {3210}{3236}I see. {3237}{3267}Oh, that's page four, Your Honor. {3267}{3302}I know it's page four.|It says "page four" right here. {3333}{3367}Oh, yes. Here it is. It's page seven! {3382}{3401}Any depositions? {3402}{3422}Uh, they begin here on page� {3435}{3466}Where'd you study law anyway? {3466}{3494}- Harvard, sir.|- Yeah? Might have known. {3495}{3514}A Yale man myself. {3515}{3541}Well, let's see. "Husband"� {3541}{3579}Your Honor will see that there is, uh,|no opposition to this petition. {3579}{3599}And all survivors agreed that, uh� {3600}{3630}- "Said Ellen Wagstaff Arden|had been swept overboard�|- Swept overboard... {3630}{3650}"Before aid could reach her. {3650}{3670}- Deposition appended."|- Quiet! {3671}{3695}- Well, I'd like to explain, sir.|- There's nothing to explain. {3696}{3718}Testimony is here. Sworn affidavits. {3719}{3739}No evidence to the contrary. {3740}{3759}The law is clear. {3760}{3799}I hereby pronounce|Ellen Wagstaff Arden legally dead. {3799}{3821}Wasn't I supposed to marry somebody? {3821}{3841}Yes, Your Honor. {3879}{3911}- Us.|- What? Already? {3912}{3937}Well, it's been five years, Your Honor. {3937}{3960}Five seconds in the eyes of the law. {3961}{3990}Your wife wasn't dead|until I said she was dead. {3990}{4018}Sure you don't want more time|to think about it? {4019}{4053}- Oh, I'm sure he doesn't.|- I didn't ask you, young lady. {4054}{4077}Your interruptions have been|prolonging this case... {4078}{4110}and causing me extreme mental|and physical discomfort. {4110}{4151}I'm sorry, Your Honor.|I know how painful arthritis can be. {4152}{4182}Oh, you do?|Do you know the kind I've got? {4183}{4214}Where your bones begin to crumble|like old peanut brittle? {4215}{4245}Has Your Honor|ever considered psychotherapy? {4245}{4271}Are you one of those couch nuts? {4272}{4301}Well, if you mean psychoanalysis... {4302}{4334}surely Your Honor doesn't discount|the contributions Freud has made... {4335}{4357}to the relief of human suffering. {4358}{4389}Freud's dead,|probably from arthritis. {4390}{4424}Now, just be quiet, if that's possible. {4425}{4445}Well, are you gonna|answer the question... {4446}{4478}or is she going to talk for you|the rest of your life? {4497}{4524}- I've forgotten the question, Your Honor.|- Darling, he asked you� {4525}{4547}Uh-uh-uh! {4547}{4569}I asked if you wanted|to marry this woman. {4570}{4593}Why, certainly, Your Honor. {4604}{4624}Harvard man. {4681}{4708}Can we have some pictures, Captain?|This is front-page news. {4709}{4736}- Five years on a desert island.|- Mrs. Arden! Mrs. Arden! {4737}{4767}- Where you going?|- I've got to call my family.|Where's the nearest phone? {4768}{4798}- Oh, the booth's over there, Mrs. Arden.|- Thank you. {4798}{4829}- Oh! Does anybody have a nickel?|- Phone calls are a dime now. {4829}{4853}- A dime? Why?|- Stamps are a nickel. {4853}{4877}- Oh.|- Would you like for me to make the call? {4877}{4902}- Break the news to them for you?|- Oh. Uh� {4903}{4928}Five years.|It may be a bit of a shock to them. {4929}{4966}Thank you very much, Captain,|but if you don't mind, I'd like to. {5021}{5059}This is the greatest Navy rescue since we|fished Gordon Cooper out of the drink. {5121}{5152}- You have dialed an incorrect number.|- Oh, Operator, are you sure� {5153}{5190}Please be sure that you are calling|the right number and are dialing correctly. {5190}{5214}- I know it's right, Operator.|- This is a recording. {5214}{5242}- I-It's my home.|- You have dialed an incorrect number. {5243}{5262}Crestview 5-4699 in� {5263}{5288}Be sure you are calling the right number|and are dialing correctly. {5289}{5320}- But it is the right number. It's always been our�|- This is a recording. {5321}{5343}You have dialed an incorrect� {5419}{5462}- Operator.|- Operator, I'm dialing Crestview 5-4699... {5463}{5493}and a recording said that|I have dialed an incorrect number. {5493}{5530}I know it's the correct number because for the|past eight years we have had the same number. {5531}{5554}Crestview 5-4699... {5555}{5581}is now 275-4699. {5582}{5612}275-46� Oh! Whatever it is,|would you please get it for me? {5613}{5662}- Thank you.|- You may dial 275-4699 direct. {5663}{5691}- 275�|- 4699. {5692}{5732}- Thank you.|- The area code is 213. {5733}{5756}- What's the area code?|- 213. {5757}{5776}213. {5777}{5806}- You may dial 275-4699�|- Wait. {5807}{5832}By first dialing 213. {5833}{5877}213-275-4699. {5878}{5899}213-475� {5899}{5953}- No. 213-275-4699.|- Oh! {5953}{5992}- Oh!|- Would you care to make a note of that? {5992}{6017}Operator, would you just|wait a minute, please? {6018}{6038}Does anyone have a pencil? {6038}{6072}We can drive you home a lot faster|than you can get that call through, ma'am. {6072}{6093}- Would you? Thank you.|- The navy's pleasure. {6094}{6125}- Oh, but first we'd like to get some pictures.|- Pictures? {6126}{6159}For the newspapers. Mrs. Arden,|you're a real public interest story. {6160}{6200}Oh, no. Please don't.|No, I'd like to see my children first. {6201}{6235}- Uh, y-you do understand that.|- Well, of course. {6235}{6273}It'll be enough of an adjustment they'll|have to make without the worid looking on. {6273}{6299}You take all the time you need,|Mrs. Arden. {6300}{6323}- After all, this is the silent service.|- Thank you. {6323}{6356}<i>- We have a car waiting for you,|Mrs. Arden, right this way.|- Oh, good. Excuse me.</i> {6398}{6432}Oh, Dr. Schlick was so right. {6432}{6476}I'm really ready for a ripe,|mature relationship now. {6476}{6496}Is that why you married me? {6497}{6534}- Just a prescription from your analyst?|- Don't be silly, darling. {6534}{6559}I can hardly wait to get to Monterey. {6560}{6580}Uh, you'll have to. {6580}{6617}The State Highway Commission frowns|on commencing a honeymoon in a vehicle. {6618}{6638}- Hmm?|- It's a moving violation. {6780}{6800}Thank you very much. {6811}{6841}Thank the whole United States Navy! {7046}{7068}<i>- It's your turn.|- I can beat you!</i> {7069}{7088}<i>- No, you can't!|- Yes, I can!</i> {7089}{7119}- You missed! You missed!|- I did not. {7119}{7149}<i>You did too.|You stepped right on the crack.</i> {7150}{7174}I did not. Anyway, you made me. {7174}{7197}<i>You have to start over again.</i> {7197}{7241}<i>You splashed water in my eyes.|No fair!</i> {7358}{7378}Stop splashing. {7378}{7398}<i>That's no fair.</i> {7539}{7558}- Hello.|- Hello. {7577}...
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