{1}{1}23.976 {2537}{2644}You know, they say there's|some of the best fishing around here {2642}{2702}in that pond|by the cow barn on Huett's land. {2699}{2774}Listen, I'm gonna tell you|all something about fishing, Bowie. {2769}{2812}Most people won't admit to it. {2812}{2869}Best time to go fishing is in the rain. {2887}{2917}Well, I ain't ever done that. {2919}{2959}Of course you haven't. {2964}{3009}<i>Somebody says, "Fish in the rain."</i> {3009}{3057}<i>"Well, the fish won't be out."</i> {3057}{3109}Hell, if they don't wanna be out.|Fish don't mind. {3107}{3167}They live in the pond, the lake, whatever. {3167}{3209}They're wet already. {3257}{3317}Few more paddles and we're there, Bowie. {3344}{3382}Good for you. {3422}{3469}Come on, son of a bitch. {3574}{3631}- Not a bad day's work, is it?|- I'll say. {3631}{3699}- You fellas stay here. Guard the boat.|- See you. {3751}{3801}I know they're just not gonna be here. {3804}{3844}Well, they might. {3906}{3944}I told you. They're not here. {3946}{3981}- No. Look there. See?|- Where? {3981}{4009}Right there. {4189}{4224}Who's driving? {4224}{4291}Who was that guy|who sells marijuana, the prison guy? {4291}{4319}Jasbo? {4329}{4384}Yeah, I think that's who's driving. {4449}{4484}I could tell he sells marijuana {4486}{4529}just by the way he drives. {4556}{4596}He just hit a pothole. {5254}{5289}Hey! {5296}{5321}Hey! {5491}{5569}Howdy, Bowie.|What you boys doing out here, fishing? {5564}{5591}Hi. {5604}{5704}Hey, did y'all hear the one|about the little boy that bought the turtle? {5736}{5809}Had one of them turtles,|you know, that they paint pictures on. {5806}{5854}Well, the next day,|he took it down to the store, {5849}{5914}<i>and he grabbed the manager|and he says, "Look," he says,</i> {5911}{5974}<i>"My turtle got blisters on his feet."</i> {5974}{6029}<i>Man looked at him and says,|"That's not possible, son."</i> {6031}{6094}He reached down, he took|the turtle away from him, he looked at it. {6094}{6131}<i>He says, "Son, I believe you're right."</i> {6129}{6186}<i>He says,|"This turtle does have blisters on his feet."</i> {6189}{6249}Had two syrup buckets|sitting over there on the counter. {6249}{6316}He reached over there and he dropped|that turtle in one syrup bucket, {6314}{6386}and he reached down in that other|syrup bucket and pulled out that turtle, {6383}{6423}and he handed it to the little boy. {6418}{6468}Little boy took that turtle,|and he looked at it {6468}{6508}<i>and he said, "Thank you, sir."</i> {6508}{6581}He put it right on top|of the counter and he says... {6646}{6688}God almighty, man. {6691}{6741}This is a stickup, Jasbo. {6741}{6811}Bowie, you know me.|Tell these boys I'm all right. {6808}{6841}You just do like you're told. {6843}{6876}I'll do anything you say. {6876}{6908}All you gotta do is just tell me. {6911}{6938}Come on, now, Jasbo. {6938}{7011}You're gonna put|your hands there high on that wheel. {7008}{7043}- High, that's right.|- All right. {7043}{7078}- You put your head between them.|- Okay. {7081}{7141}Yes, sir.|I'll put my hands down between my legs {7141}{7166}if you want me to. {7166}{7201}Now, you don't have|to do that, Jasbo. {7203}{7256}Yeah, yeah. Just tell me, though. {7348}{7376}Fourteen? {7396}{7458}Fourteen?|What do you think we are, midgets? {7458}{7506}All right, come on, hurry up. {7563}{7621}- Button later, button later.|- Okay. {7681}{7731}What do you think we are, T-Dub, giants? {7733}{7771}Come on, will you? {7801}{7841}Jasbo, put your head down. {7841}{7873}Yes, sir. {7876}{7911}Come on, let's go, let's get going. {7911}{7961}Worry about the straps later. {8041}{8106}All right, come on.|Let's go. Get in, get in. {8121}{8168}All right, Jasbo, start your motor. {8168}{8203}Yes, sir. {8211}{8266}I see you wince just once, Jasbo, {8268}{8321}and I'm gonna|shoot you right in the side of the head. {8318}{8351}Yes, sir. Yes. {8351}{8398}- Just hang a U here.|- Yes, sir. {8398}{8471}I'll bet the colonel's bowels|are in an uproar by now. {8471}{8548}<i>I can just hear him saying,|"Get out and slap that bunch of no-goods.</i> {8548}{8613}<i>"That's what you get|for treating them like white men."</i> {8646}{8706}No more baseball|and passes to go fishing. {8708}{8756}Now go and beat Bowie Bowers. {8786}{8883}And that T-Dub Masefield, he isn't|gonna work in that commissary no more. {8878}{8928}Well, praise the Lord for that. {8933}{8983}<i>I can hear him saying, "Get out the guns</i> {8986}{9031}<i>- "and the hounds and the.30-30s...|- Yeah.</i> {9031}{9096}<i>"... and you shoot them|sons of bitches down."</i> {9191}{9240}Did you hear|any baseball scores, Jasbo? {9238}{9273}No, sir, I sure haven't. {9275}{9303}Well, don't the radio work? {9305}{9383}No, sir. It don't.|It never has worked when it's raining. {9405}{9478}Hey, Jasbo, why don't you sing us a song? {9495}{9525}I don't know no songs. {9528}{9568}What do you mean,|you don't know no songs? {9565}{9638}The radio don't work.|You be the radio. You sing us a song. {9638}{9695}Well, there is a song|we used to sing in high school. {9693}{9763}Oh, that's okay, boys.|Sing the high school song. {10400}{10450}Thataway, Jasbo! {10453}{10490}Yeah, Jasbo! {10503}{10538}Just another what? {10540}{10593}Just another accident. {10755}{10790}Hey, Jasbo! {11163}{11215}Jasbo, I could|shoot you for this. {11215}{11260}Bowie, get that spare tire. {11260}{11330}That ain't my fault.|That tire's a brand new tire. {11328}{11385}His spare's flatter than a sailcat. {11400}{11458}Gentlemen, this wins the purloin bathtub. {11455}{11488}Come on, let's walk it. {11488}{11558}You go ahead, Bowie.|I'll take care of Jasbo right now. {11555}{11608}- Take care of me?|- Come on, in the car, in the car. {11605}{11638}- Yes, sir.|- Move it, move it, move! {11638}{11665}Yes, sir. {11668}{11715}Now, you know what to do,|don't you, Jasbo? {11715}{11778}- Or am I gonna have to tie you up?|- No, sir, you don't have to tie me up. {11775}{11813}- I know what to do.|- That's a good boy. {11815}{11858}- Now, you bump your head on that wheel.|- Yes, sir. {11858}{11915}And you close your eyes and you keep|your eyes closed, you hear me? {11915}{11940}Yes, sir. {11943}{11990}You keep those eyes closed|for the next two hours, hey? {11988}{12018}- Yes, sir.|- Three hours, {12018}{12090}'cause I'm gonna come back and check|every once in a while. You got me? {12090}{12120}Yes, sir. {12310}{12355}You ain't fooling me. {12397}{12435}I know you're there. {12432}{12485}With the gun pointing at my head. {12507}{12570}I ain't gonna open my eyes. {12597}{12645}I'm gonna keep my eyes closed. {12712}{12765}You said that you was gonna come back, {12762}{12797}and I believe you, so that's... {12797}{12875}That's where I'm gonna be, right here|with my eyes closed when you get here. {13487}{13535}I'll tell you one thing. {13545}{13590}When I rob my next bank, {13592}{13632}it'll be my 28th. {13635}{13717}Well, I'm not gonna|mess around with any clodhopper banks. {13725}{13752}Yeah. {13767}{13817}Best way to case one of those banks {13817}{13890}is to go in there and cash those $20 bills. {13952}{13997}Country boy's up. {14077}{14125}Your breakfast is ready, Bowie. {14162}{14192}I ain't hungry. {14550}{14595}I remember one time, {14605}{14682}couldn't have taken|more than 2,000 off that niggerhead. {14685}{14750}I see a cash slip, and I go over, I read it. {14762}{14810}Then I go over to him, and I say, {14807}{14870}<i>"Friend, is your cash slip|usually accurate?"</i> {14867}{14900}<i>And he says, "Yes, sir."</i> {14902}{14945}<i>And I said, "Well, in that case,</i> {14945}{15049}<i>"you owe me $2,378.87</i> {15047}{15097}<i>"because I just seen this slip."</i> {15112}{15162}He knows I got him.|He starts cursing and swearing, {15162}{15209}so I just put the twitch to him. {15237}{15279}He's jumping up and down and hollering, {15279}{15322}<i>"Calf rope, calf rope."</i> {15327}{15389}So I let him go,|and he points to this bottom drawer, {15387}{15432}opens it up|and sure enough, there it all was. {15432}{15459}I'll tell you one thing. {15457}{15487}You know what that banker would've done {15487}{15537}- if you hadn't found that slip?|- What? {15537}{15574}He would've squawked his head off {15577}{15632}that he was robbed of it all anyway. {15637}{15684}Yes, sir, those bankers got cash {15682}{15724}stashed all over that bank, {15727}{15797}and every night|they're just praying to get robbed. {16599}{16639}Jesus Christ, what'd you all see? {16639}{16684}Well, there was something|in that grass. {16684}{16727}Well, shit. I left my shoe. {16724}{16772}I thought all the laws|in the country was in that grass {16772}{16814}the way you all tore out. {16812}{16872}Well, go back and get your shoe.|We're waiting for you. {16869}{16912}I guess if he can make it without two toes, {16914}{16942}I can make it without a shoe. {16942}{16982}Hey, wait for me, you guys! {17337}{17367}Lookie here. {17367}{17399}Come here. {17404}{17444}Where'd you come from? {17469}{17509}Come on down here. {17524}{17557}Come here. {17632}{17672}You belong to someone? {17684}{17729}You're just a thief like me. {17787}{17829}You sure look fat. {17862}{17919}You sure you don't belong to somebody? {17959}{18011}My foot feels just like a stump. {18016}{18079}I sure wish them boys|would get back here. {18139}{18189}I'm gonna go dingbatty waiting. {18201}{18264}Man on a stump can't do much of his job. {18324}{1...
MonteChristo10